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Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter 1-29-2007
Our 10th year of service in Helena, Montana

Bad Joke Monday
Woman:
I just read in the Bible that the man should brew the coffee in the morning.
Man: It doesn't say that in the Bible!
Woman: Does too! In one whole book at the top of every page it says HEBREWS.

                       The C.R.E.E.D of Excellence
      Inspired by a message  from Diana Sacramento
Care more than others think is wise.
Risk more than others think is safe.
Expect more than others think is possible.
Enthuse more than others think is proper.
Dream more than others think is practical.
   Let this be your creed and you will attain excellence in all you do!

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  Got a One Liner For Us?    *   Today's Montana News Fast

 Instructions For Life

You can stand tall without standing on someone. 
You can be a victor without having victims. Harriet Woods

Now available
from MtSky Press, Helena author Lois Lonnquist's new book 
Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
For information visit  www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com

Quote Of The Week
Better to be the architect of something you can endorse 
than the placard waving protagonist standing in the rain. Tim Woods

Great Country Gospel - Precious Memories by Alan Jackson
MontanaStore Best Buy of the Week


          SESSION STATISTICS as of 1-27-2007

Bills Active in the House: 470 * Bills Active in the Senate: 346
Bills Introduced: House - 487 * Senate - 374 * Total 893

                
Heard in the Capitol Cafeteria Thursday 1-25-2007
"He couldn't lead a monkey to a banana raffle."

  WiFi HOTSPOTS For Helena & all Montana

Thoughts While Listening to Legislators Make Laws

Whenever a fellow tells me he is bipartisan 
I know he is going to vote against me. Harry Truman

A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities, 
and an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties." Harry S. Truman

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, 
to achieve what they want to achieve. Tom Landry

If two men agree on everything, 
you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking. Lyndon B. Johnson

It is unnatural for a majority to rule, for a majority can seldom be organized and united 
for specific action, and a minority can. Jean- Jacque Rousseau

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. Churchill

It is not the function of our Government to keep the citizen from falling into error; 
it is the function of the citizen to keep the Government from falling into error.
U.S. Supreme Court, in American Communications Association v. Douds

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. Seneca, A.D. 65

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Great Web Sites! You can have one too. For less then 20 Cents per day.
Call us at 406-439-4217 or E-mail Fortune@MtSky.com
  
               Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
Kissing: Putting your honey where your mouth is.

You may actually be an IT professional if:
* You know that a CD could refer to finance or music..
* If you would rather get more dots per inch than miles per gallon.
* If you own a set of itty-bitty screw-drivers and you actually know where they are.
* While contemporaries swap stories about their recent hernia surgeries, 
   you compare mouse-induced index-finger strain with a nine-year-old

The fear of death keeps us from living, not from dying. Anon

 
Check Out Montana Voices - Oral History Project

                           
Good Service Tip Of The Week 
We ought to review our purpose, saying to ourselves: This day let me make
a sound beginning, for what we have hitherto done is naught! Thomas A. Kempis

    Classics From The Capital City - They Said What?
Two of the gravest general dangers to survival are the desire for
comfort and a passive outlook. U.S. Army Ranger Handbook

The first virtue of all really great men is that they are sincere.
They eradicate hypocrisy from their hearts. Anatole France

Silence gives consent.  Canon Law

He that would make his own liberty secure 
must guard even his enemy from oppression.  Thomas Paine

Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The WeekBuglin' Bull Press
2006 National Cowboy Poet of the year Mike Logan. Along with several books of Cowboy Poetry, Mike has several books of spectacular photography. Yellowstone Is; Montana Is;
Ranchin Is and others. Great gift ideas from a legendary Montana artist.

 
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               Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this!
If you can't laugh at yourself, others will be glad to do it for you."

 101 Local - Regional - National - World Wide News Links
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Proverbs 25:26
Like a muddied spring or a polluted well
is a righteous man who gives way to the wicked.
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    OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
     
  Computer Bumper Snickers
Don't make me use uppercase.

The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?

Love thy neighbor, but keep the hedge in tact.

Facts & Fun Newsletter Archives

The Writer's Block - Descriptive Writing

The purpose of a writer is to keep civilization from destroying itself. Albert Camus

Deliver me from writers who say the way they live doesn't matter. 
I'm not sure a bad person can write a good book, If art doesn't make us better, 
then what on earth is it for.  Alice Walker

Anyone who believes you can't change history has never tried to write his memoirs.
David Ben Gurion

Writing is the only thing that, when I do it,
I don't feel I should be doing something else. Gloria Steimem

Fortune Cookies
When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person,
don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.


101 Local, State & National News & Information Sources

The Final Word From Treebranch
It is the besetting vice of democracies to substitute public opinion for law. This is the
usual form in which the masses of men exhibit their tyranny. James Fenimore Cooper 

Don't hate the media, become the media.  Jello Biafra

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