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Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter
Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter 1-8-2007
Our 10th year of service in Helena, Montana
Bad Joke Monday
What did one firefly say to another? You glow, girl!
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My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.
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Every man needs a wife because there are a number of things
that go wrong that one cannot blame on the government.
Got a One Liner For Us?
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Instructions For Life
The best way to get rid of an enemy is
to make him a friend.
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Now available from MtSky Press, Helena author Lois Lonnquist's new book
Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
For information
visit www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
Quote
Of The Week
The most pathetic person in the world
is someone who has sight but has no vision. Helen Keller
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For Helena & all Montana
Thoughts While Watching The 60th Legislature In Session
Individual commitment to a group effort, makes a team work,
a company work, a society work, a civilization work. Vince Lombardi
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Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
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Counting time is not so important as making time count.
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From long familiarity, we know what honor is.
It is what enables the individual to do right
in the face of complacency and cowardice.
It is what enables the soldier to die alone, the political prisoner to
resist,
the singer to sing her song, alone, on a side street, unappreciated. Mark
Helprin
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My motto was to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or feeling
badly or having trouble off the field, the only thing to do was to keep
swinging. Hank Aaron
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Happiness is something you get as a by-product
in the process of making something else. Aldous Huxley
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Happiness is mostly a by-product of doing what makes us feel
fulfilled. Dr. Spock
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead
Balloon
You can complain because roses have thorns,
or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. Tom Wilson
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Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it!
Check
Out Montana Voices - Oral History Project
Good Service Tip Of The Week
Daydreams may be pleasant, but accomplishments are more satisfying.
Classics From The Capital City - Profound Political
Prose
The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the
dictionary... alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter...
and supply a new definition!
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund,
which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
8) Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you
rapidly.
MontanaFacts Web Site Of The Week: The
2007 legislative session.
2007 Session (LAWS): Database containing bill's status, text of
bills, votes, index, legislator requests, etc.
Live Audio. Many of the meetings will be
broadcast live during the 2007 session.
http://leg.mt.gov/css/sessions/60th/default.asp
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OWIM
(Oh Well It’s Monday)
Red Green Solutions to Life's Problems
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.
Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.
Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by
holding an old TV remote
up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the
curb.
No time for a bath? Wrap yourself in Duct Tape and remove the dirt
by simply peeling it off.
If a person is choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down their throat.
Facts & Fun Newsletter
Archives
The Writer's Block
Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas
if you stop opening presents for a minute and look around.
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Love comes from people's hearts. God made the hearts.
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No birth is an accident, No experience is without meaning,
And no life is without value. Gary Zukav
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"It is the malady of our age that the young are so busy
teaching us
that they have no time left to learn." Eric Hoffer
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Belief like any other moving body follows the path of least
resistance.
Samuel Butler
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What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the
breath of a buffalo in the wintertime.
It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in
the sunset.
Crowfoot, Native American warrior and orator (1821-1890)
Fortune Cookies
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool
can from a mountain top.
101 Local, State & National News &
Information Sources
The Final Word From Treebranch
Be like a duck - keep calm and unruffled on the surface, but paddle
like crazy underneath.
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