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Bad Joke Monday
Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak.
Senior Citizen: I want a hair cut. Barber: Certainly
sir, which one?
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Instructions For Life
There are obviously two educations.
One should teach us how to make a living and the other how to live. James
Adams
Starting your own business?
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to Podcasts from the Small Business Administration.
You'll find some interesting ideas and support from the SBA.
Quote Of The Week
It's time to start living the life you've imagined.
Henry James
Now available
from MtSky Press, Helena author Lois Lonnquist's
new book
Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
For information
visit www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
SESSION STATISTICS as of 2-23-2007 Legislature
Web Page
Bills Active in the House: 278
* Bills Active in the Senate: 207 * Total 485
Bills Introduced: House - 812 * Senate -
548 * Total 1,360
Over Heard
In The Capitol Cafeteria
Legislator: Advertising
encourages people to live beyond their means.
Lobbyist: "Yeah I know, so does matrimony.
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Thoughts While Waiting For Transmittal Day
"It is the malady of our age that the young are so busy
teaching us
that they have no time left to learn." Eric Hoffer
Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas
if you stop opening presents for a minute and look around.
Love comes from people's hearts
God made the hearts.
No birth is an accident, No experience is without meaning,
And no life is without value. Gary Zukav
"The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when
you're
swimming and when you're angry."
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number,
you never get a busy signal.
Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of the Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Check
Out Montana Voices - Oral History Project
Good Service Tip Of The Week
You are not happy because you are well. You are well because you are
happy.
You are not depressed because trouble has come to you,
but trouble has come to you because you are depressed.
You can change your thoughts and feelings, and then things will come
to correspond,
indeed there is no other way of working. Emmet Fox
Classics From The Capital City - They Said What?
Together we will accomplish amazing things. Divided we fail.
AARP Montana
Flatterers look like friends, as wolves look like dogs.
George Chapman
Wise man talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something. Plato
I have failed over and over again in my life.
And that is why I succeed. Michael Jordan
Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown. Shakespeare
Great
Country Gospel - Precious
Memories by Alan Jackson
MontanaStore Best Buy of the Week
Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month: Tizer
Botanic Gardens
As summer turns the Elkhorn Mountains of Montana
brown, Tizer Gardens
along the Prickly Pear Creek bloom with a rainbow of colors.
The three acre garden includes thousands of plants, some from as far away
as Tibet.
Visitors will enjoy: The Rose Garden, The Patriotic Garden, The Herb
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The Old Time Vegetable Garden, The Children's Garden, The Nature Trail.
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Q: What does "Maximum" mean? A:
Big Mama
Bragging Lady: "My ancestry goes all the way back to Alexander the
Great,"
Bragging Lady 2:
"I don't know about ours, the records were
lost in the flood."
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Proverbs 20
Make plans by seeking advice; if you wage war, obtain guidance.
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
For The Kids
Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice?
A: He didn't give a hoot!
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie!
The Writer's Block
There is much satisfaction in work well done, but there can be no
happiness equal to the joy of finding a heart that understands. Victor
Robinsoll
Waste your money and you're only out of money,
waste your time and you've lost part of your life. Michael
Leboeuf
You can find on the outside only what you possess on the inside. Adolfo
Montiel Ballesteros
Fortune Cookies
We must always have old memories and young hopes.
The Final Word From Treebranch
Senator Joseph Lieberman said Tuesday that Congress should
consider war on terrorism taxes.
Or, as they are currently known, taxes. Seth Meyers
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