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Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter 2-5-2007
Our 10th year of service in Helena, Montana

Bad Joke Monday
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?  Hopalong Cassidy!

They have a Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now.
You call up and it rings and rings but nobody answers.

"We learn from experience.
A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile."  Grace Williams


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 Instructions For Life


"Action speaks louder than words, but not nearly as often." Mark Twain

Now available
from MtSky Press, Helena author Lois Lonnquist's new book 
Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
For information visit  www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com

Quote Of The Week
Before you say anything to anyone, ask yourself 3 things:
    1.  Is it true?     2.  Is it kind?     3.  Is it necessary?

          SESSION STATISTICS as of 2-2-2007
Bills Active in the House: 515 * Bills Active in the Senate: 372
Bills Introduced: House - 566 * Senate - 426 * Total 1034

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Heard in the Capitol Cafeteria
His gene pool could use a little chlorine.

  WiFi HOTSPOTS For Helena & all Montana

Thoughts While Listening to Drums In the Rotunda
In joining a political party, people shouldn't have to swear everlasting agreement with every jot and tittle of their party's policy manifesto. Debate, disagreement, argument, are good for democracy, not bad." William Watson

We must use time wisely and realize that the time is always ripe to do right. Mandela

ur nation was born in struggle and in sacrifice.
It is not new for our people to surmount obstacles and bring order out of chaos.
We shall do so again.  Herbert Lehman

There are many ways of going forward, but only one way of standing still. F.D.R.

Liberty means responsibility.  That is why most men dread it. George Bernard Shaw

Liberty can no more exist without virtue and independence,
than the body can live and move without a soul.  John Adams (1735 - 1826)
 
The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves. Hazlitt

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               Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
We're all in this alone. Lily Tomlin

It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it. Allen

"The champion makes his own luck."  Red Blaik

 
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Good Service Tip Of The Week 
"It is never too late to be what you might have been. George Eliot

    Classics From The Capital City - They Said What?

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything." Alexander Hamilton

What is conservatism?
Is it not the adherence to the old and tried against the new and untried?  Abraham Lincoln

People are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be Abe Lincoln

Nearly all men can stand adversity, 
but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. A. Lincoln

I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me
and I didn't have the heart to let him down.

It is difficult to get a man to understand something 
when his salary depends on his not understanding it. Upton Sinclair

Great Country Gospel - Precious Memories by Alan Jackson
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Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Week: Tizer Botanic Gardens
As summer turns the Elkhorn Mountains of Montana brown, Tizer Gardens
along the Prickly Pear Creek bloom with a rainbow of colors.
The three acre garden includes thousands of plants, some from as far away as Tibet. 
Visitors will enjoy: The Rose Garden, The Patriotic Garden, The Herb Patch,
The Old Time Vegetable Garden, The Children's Garden, The Nature Trail.


 
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               Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this!
The future is not what it used to be.

That was Zen;  this is Tao.

The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.

The secret to immortality is ... %^^^~### NO CARRIER

 101 Local - Regional - National - World Wide News Links
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Proverbs 12:20
There is deceit in the hearts of those who plot evil,
but joy for those who promote peace.

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    OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
     
  Computer Bumper Snickers
Don't make me use uppercase.

The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?

Love thy neighbor, but keep the hedge in tact.

Facts & Fun Newsletter Archives

The Writer's Block - Descriptive Writing

The purpose of all war is peace  Saint Augustine 354-430 

Peace is more important than all justice; and peace was not made for the sake of justice, 
but justice for the sake of peace. Martin Luther 1483-1546

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears
to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions. Robert Lynde 1879-1949

Peace hath her victories, no less renowned than War. John Milton 1608-1674

Since wars begin in the minds of men, 
it is in the minds of men that the defenses of peace must be constructed. UNESCO Constitution

The tragedy of war is that it uses man's best to do man's worst. Harry Emerson Fosdick

Fortune Cookies
When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao Tzu

If you have the courage to begin, you have the courage to succeed.  David Viscott

101 Local, State & National News & Information Sources

The Final Word From Treebranch
It is the besetting vice of democracies to substitute public opinion for law. This is the
usual form in which the masses of men exhibit their tyranny. James Fenimore Cooper 

Don't hate the media, become the media.  Jello Biafra

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