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Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter 2-5-2007
Our 10th year of service in Helena, Montana
Bad Joke Monday
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hopalong Cassidy!
They have a Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now.
You call up and it rings and rings but nobody answers.
"We learn from experience.
A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile." Grace
Williams
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Instructions For Life
"Action speaks louder than words, but not nearly as often." Mark
Twain
Now available
from MtSky Press, Helena author Lois Lonnquist's
new book
Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
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visit www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
Quote Of The Week
Before you say anything to anyone, ask yourself 3 things:
1. Is it true? 2.
Is it kind? 3. Is it necessary?
SESSION STATISTICS as of 2-2-2007
Bills Active in the House: 515 * Bills Active in the Senate:
372
Bills Introduced: House - 566 * Senate - 426 * Total 1034
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Heard in the Capitol Cafeteria
His gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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Thoughts While Listening to Drums In the Rotunda
In joining a political party, people shouldn't have to swear
everlasting agreement with every jot and tittle of their party's policy
manifesto. Debate, disagreement, argument, are good for democracy, not
bad." William Watson
We must use time wisely and realize that the
time is always ripe to do right. Mandela
ur nation was born in struggle and in sacrifice.
It is not new for our people to surmount obstacles and bring order out of
chaos.
We shall do so again. Herbert Lehman
There are many ways of going forward, but only one way of standing
still. F.D.R.
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread
it. George Bernard Shaw
Liberty can no more exist without virtue and independence,
than the body can live and move without a soul. John Adams
(1735 - 1826)
The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the
love of ourselves. Hazlitt
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
We're all in this alone. Lily Tomlin
It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be
coming up it. Allen
"The champion makes his own luck." Red Blaik
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Out Montana Voices - Oral History Project
Good Service Tip Of The Week
"It is never too late to be what you might have been. George Eliot
Classics From The Capital City - They Said What?
Those who stand for nothing fall for anything." Alexander
Hamilton
What is conservatism?
Is it not the adherence to the old and
tried against the new and untried? Abraham Lincoln
People are just about as happy as they make up their minds
to be Abe Lincoln
Nearly all men can stand
adversity,
but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. A. Lincoln
I am a success today because I
had a friend who believed in me
and I didn't have the heart to let him down.
It is difficult to get a man to understand something
when
his salary depends on his not understanding it. Upton Sinclair
Great
Country Gospel - Precious
Memories by Alan Jackson
MontanaStore Best Buy of the Week
Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Week: Tizer
Botanic Gardens
As summer turns the Elkhorn Mountains of Montana
brown, Tizer Gardens
along the Prickly Pear Creek bloom with a rainbow of colors.
The three acre garden includes thousands of plants, some from as far away
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Visitors will enjoy: The Rose Garden, The Patriotic Garden, The Herb
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The future is not what it used to be.
That was Zen; this is Tao.
The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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Proverbs 12:20
There is deceit in the hearts of those who plot evil,
but joy for those who promote peace.
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
Computer Bumper Snickers
Don't make me use uppercase.
The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?
Love thy neighbor, but keep the hedge in tact.
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The Writer's Block - Descriptive Writing
The purpose of all war is peace Saint Augustine 354-430
Peace is more important than all justice; and peace was not made
for the sake of justice,
but justice for the sake of peace. Martin Luther 1483-1546
The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears
to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions. Robert
Lynde 1879-1949
Peace hath her victories, no less renowned than War. John Milton
1608-1674
Since wars begin in the minds of men,
it is in the minds of men that the defenses of peace must be constructed.
UNESCO Constitution
The tragedy of war is that it uses man's best to do man's worst.
Harry Emerson Fosdick
Fortune Cookies
When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao
Tzu
If you have the courage to begin, you have the courage to succeed.
David Viscott
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The Final Word From Treebranch
It is the besetting vice of democracies to substitute public opinion
for law. This is the
usual form in which the masses of men exhibit their tyranny. James
Fenimore Cooper
Don't hate the media, become the media. Jello Biafra
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