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March 12, 2007 |
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Bad Joke Monday
Real men don't waste their hormones growing hair!
The meek shall inherit the earth, they are too weak to refuse.
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Over Heard
In The Capitol Cafeteria
Legislator: Some people
agree with everything you say.
Lobbyist: "Yeah I know, when they're trying to flip your vote.
OR
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Instructions For Life
There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing
down,
the other is pulling up. Booker T. Washington
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Quote Of The Week
Fear is the opportunity for courage, not proof of cowardice. John
McCain
Watch for Silver State
Helicopters - coming soon to Helena!
SESSION STATISTICS as of 2-23-2007 Legislature
Web Page
Bills Active in the House: 178
* Bills Active in the Senate: 300 * Total 485
Bills Introduced: House - 812 * Senate -
548 * Total 1,360
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Now available from MtSky Press, Helena author Lois Lonnquist's
new book
Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
For information
visit www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
Thoughts While Waiting For Senior Lobby Day March 13
We have no more right to consume happiness
without producing it
than to consume wealth without producing it. George Bernard Shaw
"Bad officials are elected by good citizens who
do not vote." George Jean Nathan
"Only sick music makes money today." Friedrich
Wilhelm Nietzsche 1844-1900
If you think the grass is greener on the other side,
dig up a
chunk and turn it over to see. Lawrence
Duct tape is like the force --
it has a light side, a dark side and holds the universe together.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not
sure
People are more violently opposed to fur than to
leather because
it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Leaders go down in history. Some farther down than
others.
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
New York Magazine readers were asked to invent
country-song titles.
You Wanted To Get Hitched, But My Heart Is Filled With Whoa
Baked My Sweetie A Pie, But He Left With A Tart
I Lost My Honey Bunny On A Bad Hare Day
The Peach I Picked In Georgia Didn't Cling To Me For Long
Now That We're Miserable, I Hope You're Happy
Check
Out Montana Voices - Oral History Project
Good Service Tip Of The Week
Truth is like the sun.
You can shut it out for a time, but it's not going to go away. Elvis
Presley
Classics From The Capital City - They Said What?
We all get report cards in many different ways, but the real
excitement of what you're doing is in the doing of it.
It's not what you're gonna get in the end - it's not the final curtain
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it's really in the doing it, and loving what I'm doing. Ralph
Lauren
A champion is someone who gets up when he can't. Jack Dempsey
Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years.
We grow old by deserting our ideals. Samuel Ullman
Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month: www.JCTVonline.com
This youth oriented Christian television organization, headquartered in
Helena, Montana
operates stations from Montana to Missouri and overseas in American Samoa.
KJJC - TV34 - Helena, Montana, KJCW
- TV29 - Sheridan, Wyoming,
KJCX-TV40
- Bozeman, Montana, KJCZ-TV48
- Billings, Montana,
KJCP-TV38
- Pago Pago, American Samoa, KJCJ-TV20
- Joplin, Missouri
KJCA-TV40
- Chanute, Kansas.
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Proverbs 20:2
A king's wrath is like the roar of a lion; he who angers him forfeits his
life.
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know
this!
"Al Gore will be speaking at this year's Democratic Convention
--
or as we call it, the Oscars." Jay Leno
"I really had to hand it to the Academy for sticking it to Al
Gore.
There's no better way to welcome a radical, left-wing eco-nutjob
than with a forest worth of confetti." Stephen Colbert
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
They said jogging could add years to my life. They were right.
I've only been jogging once and feel ten years older already.
The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in
line
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
Got something to sell? Go Here
The Writer's Block
Books won't stay banned - Ideas won't go to jail. Griswold
Collected Comments of College Students
He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high.
His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame.
This class was a religious experience for me ... I had to take it
all on faith.
Problem sets are a decoy to lure you away from potential exam
material.
Information was presented like a ruptured fire hose - spraying in
all directions - no way to stop it.
I never bought the text. My $60 was better spent on the Led
Zeppelin tapes that I used while doing the problem sets.
Fortune Cookies
We must always have old memories and young hopes.
The Final Word From Treebranch
Do not go where the path may lead,
go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. Emerson
I don't know who my grandfather was;
I am much more concerned to know who his grandson will be. Lincoln
On the back of a septic tank-service company truck:
Satisfaction guaranteed, or your merchandise cheerfully refunded.
Do
not be too timid and squeamish about your actions.
Life is an experiment. Emerson
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