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Bad Joke Monday
Advertisement for lawn sprinkler system: "Dew it yourself."

Bet you can't stop reading here <--------------- I knew it!

Used to be that my true love brought me chocolate.
Now my true love IS chocolate.

The proper response to "Good morning", is not "Prove it!"

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Over Heard In The Capitol Cafeteria

Legislator: Being defeated is often a temporary condition.
Lobbyist: Yeah I know, Giving up is what makes it permanent.

    Instructions For Life
Winston Churchill, the great British prime minister, said,
"Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm."

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    Quote(s) Of The Week
People discuss my art and pretend to understand as if it were necessary to understand, when it's simply necessary to love. Claude Monet

Forget past mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what
you're going to do now and do it. William Durant

    Watch for Silver State Helicopters - coming soon to Helena!

    SESSION STATISTICS as of 2-23-2007 Legislature Web Page
Bills Active in the House: 159 * Bills Active in the Senate: 288 * Total 447
Bills Introduced: House - 817 * Senate - 550 * Total 1,367

   WiFi HOTSPOTS For Helena & all Montana

Now available from MtSky Press, Helena author Lois Lonnquist's new book
Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
For information visit www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com

    Thoughts While Waiting For More Budget Bills

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.   Robert Frost

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. Josh Billings

Mediocrity thrives on standardization.

Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.

Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.

Cholesterophobia: Fear of frying

Blood alone moves the wheels of history. Martin Luther

The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one's own way. Viktor Frankl, Holocaust survivor

A well-spent day brings happy sleep. Leonardo da Vinci

    Check Out Montana Voices - Oral History Project

    Good Service Tip Of The Week
Instead of always harping on a man's faults, tell him of his virtues.
Try to pull him out of his rut of bad habits. Hold up to him his better self,
his real self that can dare and do and win out.

    Classics From The Capital City - They Said What?

Ever notice that you have to get to church pretty early to find a seat in the back row?

Why do they waste all that money installing 15 checkout lines and then only use two?

The squeaky wheel doesn't always get greased; sometimes it gets replaced. John Peers

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

And Then He Said:
* Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
* An oral contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
* If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.
* The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are.
* Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else.

Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month: www.JCTVonline.com
This youth oriented Christian television organization, headquartered in Helena, Montana
operates stations from Montana to Missouri and overseas in American Samoa.
KJJC - TV34 - Helena, Montana, KJCW - TV29 - Sheridan, Wyoming,
KJCX-TV40 - Bozeman, Montana, KJCZ-TV48 - Billings, Montana,
KJCP-TV38 - Pago Pago, American Samoa, KJCJ-TV20 - Joplin, Missouri
KJCA-TV40 - Chanute, Kansas.
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    Proverbs 14:30
A heart at peace gives life to the body, but envy rots the bones.
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    Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this!

You have to take the bad with the good, but you can gripe about the proportions.

If money talks, my wallet is whispering.

Cheer up, the oak started as a nut.

A headcold at your child's daycare: Days of whine & noses.

People would not fall in love if it were more clearly marked.

It doesn't get any better than this, that's what I'm afraid of.

Behind every dark cloud there's a really happy car wash owner.

Bonus Joke:
During the constitutional convention in 1787 when it was proposed that the National Army be limited to 3,000 men, George Washington whispered from his presiding chair,"Then we should have another article providing that noforeign nation with an army exceeding 3,000 men be allowed to invade."

    101 Local - Regional - National - World Wide News Links

    OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
Friendly checkout clerk. Thanks for keeping me that way!

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

    Got something to sell?

    The Writer's Block
To think bad thoughts is really the easiest thing in the world. If you leave your mind to itself it will spiral down into ever increasing unhappiness. To think good thoughts, however, requires
effort. This is one of the things that discipline - training - is about. James Clavell

When we are mindful of every nuance of our natural world, we finally get the picture: that we are only given one dazzling moment of life here on Earth, and we must stand before that reality both humbled and elevated, subject to every law of our universe and grateful for our
brief but intrinsic participation with it. Elizabeth Gilbert

Courage does not always roar. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the
end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow".

    Fortune Cookies
I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. Jefferson

    The Final Word From Treebranch
Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk

What would men be without women? Scarce, mighty scarce. Mark Twain

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire
all schools of art. Oscar Wilde (Right Stan Howe?)

Be sincere; be brief; be seated. Franklin D. Roosevelt

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