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                   Bad Joke Monday
I am pushing sixty. That's enough exercise for me. Mark Twain

At Three minutes and Four seconds after 2 AM on the 6th of May this year,
the time and date will be 02:03:04 05/06/07. (Thanks Doug & Stephen)
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                           Over Heard In The Capitol Cafeteria
Legislator: A fine is just a tax for doing wrong.
Lobbyist: Yeah I know and a tax is a fine for doing well.

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             Instructions For Life
Give your children these two things. One is roots, the other, wings.

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             Quote Of The Week
We know what honor is. It is what enables the individual to do right in the face of complacency and cowardice. It is what enables the soldier to die alone, the political prisoner to resist, the writer to write in a world that has yet to understand, and the singer to sing her song though no listens.

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Now available from MtSky Press, Helena author Lois Lonnquist's new book
Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
For information visit www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com

Thoughts While Counting the Days Left On The Legislative Calendar
A Legislator who uses as few words as possible when speaking is "pauciloquent"

The greatest discovery of any generation is that human beings can alter their lives
by altering the attitudes of their minds. Albert Schweitzer

The price of greatness is responsibility. Sir Winston Churchill

The Good News: We still have lower postage costs then most of the world!

A news release from the National Center for Public Policy Research in
Washington, D.C., was headlined: Sun Plays Key Role in Global Warming

Overheard in a golf course parking lot: Golf is a terrible game. I hate it.
I'm just glad I don't have to play it again until tomorrow.

In business it's not the lions and tigers that'll get you. It's the mosquitoes.

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates
profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. Lao Tzu, philosopher

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                   Good Service Tip Of The Week
You don't get paid for the hour.
You get paid for the value you bring to the hour. Jim Rohn

                  Classics From The Capital City - They Said What?
When he speaks he appears to be suffering from CDD, Clue Deficiency Disorder.

Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong;
sometimes it's letting go. Sylvia Robinson

With calm eyes gauge your fellow men; with a calm heart deal with all matters;
with a calm mind find the reason in things. Hong Yingming

IN BUSINESS
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity;
an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. Sir Winston Churchill

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates
profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. Lao Tzu, philosopher

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Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month: www.JCTVonline.com
This youth oriented Christian television organization, headquartered in Helena, Montana
operates stations from Montana to Missouri to Maine and overseas in American Samoa.
KJJC - TV34 - Helena, Montana, KJCW - TV29 - Sheridan, Wyoming,
KJCX-TV40 - Bozeman, Montana, KJCZ-TV48 - Billings, Montana,
KJCP-TV38 - Pago Pago, American Samoa, KJCJ-TV20 - Joplin, Missouri
KJCA-TV40 - Chanute, Kansas, WCKD TV Bangor Maine
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    Proverbs 13:12
Hope deferred makes the heart sick, but a longing fulfilled is a tree of life.
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    Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this!
Meditation is not what you think.

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    OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)

He that knows no guilt can know no fear. Philip Massinger

"I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!" Tom said, dolefully.
"That's the last time I'll ever pet a lion," Tom said, offhandedly.

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                               The Writer's Block
Genuine security arises with the knowledge that one is both capable and worthy of achieving happiness and, having attained it, deserves it. Michael J. Hurd

The manner in which it is given is worth more than the gift. Pierre Corneille

Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life.
You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you.

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. Eleanor Roosevelt

                     Fortune Cookies
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo

    The Final Word From Treebranch

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Victor Borge

WHAT THEY’RE SAYING
No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking. Voltaire

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. T. Huxley

I'm writing a book about recession - It starts with Chapter 11.

Church Bulletin:
A few distinguished members of last season's Glee Club were "re-choired" to sing again.

Sign in a medical waiting room: Patience, Patients.

Tour the Eternal City: Roam Rome

"I've lived through a lot of windstorms," Tom regaled.
"I haven't caught a fish all day!" Tom said, without debate

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

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