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    Bad Joke Monday
If everyone owned a horse, this country would be more stabilized.

Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer?
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                           Over Heard In The Capitol Cafeteria
Legislator: The House thought they would beat the Senate in the basketball game.

Lobbyist: Yeah I know, they thought they'd pass eight budget bills too.

People enjoy the little things in life,
and then one day they look back and realize they were the big things.

SESSION STATISTICS as of 3-24 -2007 Legislature Web Page
Bills Active in the House: 98 * Bills Active in the Senate: 224 * Total 322
Bills Introduced: House - 840 * Senate - 560 * Total 1,400

    Instructions For Life
Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns.
I am thankful that thorns have roses. Allophones Karr

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    Quote Of The Week
For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes, look for the good in people.
For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair, let a child run his or her fingers through it once a day.
For poise, walk with the knowledge that you'll never walk alone. Audrey Hepburn

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Now available from MtSky Press, Helena author Lois Lonnquist's new book
Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
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                 Thoughts While Watching The Cameras in Judiciary
Any person capable of angering you becomes your master;
he can anger you only when you permit yourself to be disturbed by him. Epictetus

Nothing lowers the level of a conversation more than raising the voice. Horowitz

Virtue means doing the right thing, in relation to the right person, at the right time,
to the right extent, in the right manner, and for the right purpose.
Thus, to give money away is quite a simple task, but for the act to be virtuous, the donor must give to the right person, for the right purpose, in the right amount, in the right manner, and at the right time. Aristotle

Heroes are people who rise to the occasion and then slip quietly away. Tom Brokaw

We can't all be heroes
because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. Will Rogers

Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people
who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no help at all.   Dale Carnegie

Our nation was born in struggle and in sacrifice. It is not new for our people
to surmount obstacles and bring order out of chaos. We shall do so again. Herbert Lehman

To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you might be the world. Anonymous

Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has many
not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. Charles Dickens

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read
and nobody wants to read. Mark Twain

About 15% of supermarket shoppers observe the express-lane item limit.

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                  Good Service Tip Of The Week
Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.

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Happiness Is ...
The recipe for happiness is enough money to pay the monthly bills, a little extra to give you confidence, enthusiasm for your work, a substantial share of good health, a couple of real friends and a wife and children to share life's beauty with you. J. Kenfield Morley

Happiness is essentially a state of going somewhere, wholeheartedly,
one-directionally, without regret or reservation. William H. Sheldon

Impossibility: a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools.    Napoleon Bonaparte

Envious persons never compliment, they only swallow.    Mexican Proverb

Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month: www.JCTVonline.com
This youth oriented Christian television organization, headquartered in Helena, Montana
operates stations from Montana to Missouri and overseas in American Samoa.
KJJC - TV34 - Helena, Montana, KJCW - TV29 - Sheridan, Wyoming,
KJCX-TV40 - Bozeman, Montana, KJCZ-TV48 - Billings, Montana,
KJCP-TV38 - Pago Pago, American Samoa, KJCJ-TV20 - Joplin, Missouri
KJCA-TV40 - Chanute, Kansas.
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    Proverbs 20:2
A king's wrath is like the roar of a lion; he who angers him forfeits his life.
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    Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this!
95% of the creatures on Earth are smaller than a chicken egg.

Top speed of a chicken at full gallop is 9 mph.

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    OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
         Legislator Health Plan
1. Walk to work.   2. Use fat free milk over whole milk.   3. Do sit-ups in front of the TV.
4. Walk during lunch hour.   5. Drink water before a meal.
6. Don't let your cell phone ring in Business & Labor

    Got something to sell?

    The Writer's Block
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words,
how dangerous is a text message in Appropriations?

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

Being defeated is often only a temporary condition.
Giving up is what makes it permanent. Marilyn vos Savant

The manner in which it is given is worth more than the gift. Pierre Corneille

Some people say I have attitude - maybe I do. But I think you have
to. You have to believe in yourself when no one else does - that
makes you a winner right there. Venus Williams US tennis champion

    Fortune Cookies
Patience is counting down without blasting off.

Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right. Henry Ford

    The Final Word From Treebranch
For me it is sufficient to have a corner by my hearth, a book and a
friend, and a nap undisturbed by creditors or grief. Fernandez de Andrada

There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lie happiness. Gelett Burgess

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. Ingrid Bergman

I'm not happy, I'm cheerful. There's a difference. A happy woman has no cares at all.
A cheerful woman has cares but has learned how to deal with them. Beverly Sills

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