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                   Bad Joke Monday
Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A. Fsh

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
Just pull yourself together!

I'm in shape... round's a shape isn't it?

Just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race. Marquis
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                           Over Heard In The Capitol Cafeteria
Legislator: The budget process has sure been interesting.
Lobbyist: Yeah I know it's the first time Montana has had more budget bills than dollar bills.

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             Instructions For Life
When speaking to your children:
Say what you mean, mean what you say, but don't be mean when you say it.

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             Quote Of The Week
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.                                                                                                           Mark Twain

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Now available from MtSky Press, Helena author Lois Lonnquist's new book
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Thoughts While Waiting For Peace In The World
The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it. George Orwell

"Be courageous! Whatever setbacks America has encountered,
it has always emerged as a stronger and more prosperous nation.
Be brave as your fathers before you. Have faith and go forward!" Thomas Edison

I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace
than our governments. Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these
days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it.
                                                                                           General D. D. Eisenhower
If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary
reversal of his record we have ever known. Gen. George C. Marshall

You can't say that civilization doesn't advance.
In every war we kill the enemy in a new way. Will Rogers

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                   Good Service Tip Of The Week
You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile.

                  Classics From The Capital City - They Said What?
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. Dave Letterman

Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them. Davies

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Will Rogers

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Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month: www.JCTVonline.com
This youth oriented Christian television organization, headquartered in Helena, Montana
operates stations from Montana to Missouri to Maine and overseas in American Samoa.
KJJC - TV34 - Helena, Montana, KJCW - TV29 - Sheridan, Wyoming,
KJCX-TV40 - Bozeman, Montana, KJCZ-TV48 - Billings, Montana,
KJCP-TV38 - Pago Pago, American Samoa, KJCJ-TV20 - Joplin, Missouri
KJCA-TV40 - Chanute, Kansas, WCKD TV Bangor Maine
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    Proverbs 9:8
Do not rebuke a mocker or he will hate you; rebuke a wise man and he will love you.
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    Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this!
If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances.
                                                                                                      Julia Sorel
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                It's Funny How ...
Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart.
                                                                                                              Zig Ziglar
The man who can smile when things go wrong
has thought of someone else he can blame it on. Robert Bloch

When was the last time you did something new for the first time? Emirates

The trouble is, by the time you have money to burn, the fire has gone out.
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                               The Writer's Block
The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.

Ideas won't work unless YOU do.

One who lacks the courage to start has already finished.

The heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

Man does not live by a turkey in every oven or a color TV set in every home.
Man lives by faith and hope and love, by the star on the horizon,
by the trumpet that will not call retreat. E. Merrill Root

What a man is contributes much more to his happiness
than what he has, or how he is regarded by others. Arthur Schopenhauer

Self-respect is the root of discipline:
The sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. Heschel

                     Fortune Cookies
Don't be called out on strikes. Go down swinging.

    The Final Word From Treebranch
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it! Jonathan Winters

Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous
circumstances, would have lain dormant. Horace

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep.

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WHAT THEY’RE SAYING
No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking. Voltaire

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. T. Huxley

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