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                   Bad Joke Monday
ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.

AVOIDABLE: What a bull rider tries to do.

EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.

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                           Over Heard In The Capitol Cafeteria
Legislator: We need a renaissance of wonder. We need to renew love in our hearts, peace in our souls, the dream, the poetry, the miracle and magic of life in Montana.
Lobbyist: Yeah I know, and we need to pass a budget too.

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             Instructions For Life
There are two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness. Kafka

Motherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. Bill Cosby

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             Quote(s) Of The Week
The world has achieved brilliance without wisdom, power without conscience.
General Omar Bradley WW 2 Hero

I have no doubt that we will be successful in harnessing the sun's energy. If sunbeams were weapons of war, we would have had solar energy centuries ago. Sir George Porter

The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. Andy Rooney

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        Thoughts While Waiting for the Governor to make the call
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting
the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian." Dennis Wholey

If two parties agree on everything, you may be sure one of them is doing the thinking.
Lyndon B. Johnson

I have learned to use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution. Wernher von Braun

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people. Robert Benchley

Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living.
After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four. Katharine Hepburn

Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know.
                                                                                                   Cullen Hightower
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.                                                                                                    Doug Larson
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
                                                                                        Abraham Lincoln
Confusion is always the most honest response. Marty Indik

The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that will allow a solution. Bertrand Russell

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                   Good Service Tip Of The Week
Accept no one's definition of your life, but define yourself. Harvey Fierstein

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                  Classics From The Capital City - They Said What?
The potential of the average person is like a huge ocean unsailed, a new continent unexplored,
a world of possibilities waiting to be released and channeled toward some great good.
Brian Tracy

At first dreams seem impossible, then improbable, then inevitable. Christopher Reeve

Many people believe that support is something that you give to someone you feel sorry for or that it means propping up someone who would fail unless you werethere to give him a boost. But that's not the way I see it. Support is the boost you can give someone who can help himself but who needs a partner to open a window or push aside a roadblock. Dave Thomas

Confidence on the outside begins by living with integrity on the inside. Brian Tracy

When we do the best we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in
our life, or in the life of another. Helen Keller

Man does not live by a turkey in every oven or a color TV set in every home. Man lives by faith and hope and love, by the star on the horizon, by the trumpet that will not call retreat.
E. Merrill Root

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This youth oriented Christian television organization, headquartered in Helena, Montana
operates stations from Montana to Missouri to Maine and overseas in American Samoa.
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Proverbs 10:9
The man of integrity walks securely, but he who takes crooked paths will be found out.
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                               The Writer's Block
"The wastepaper basket is the writer's best friend. Isaac Bashevis Singer

"I write what I like, and I find likable characters boring". David Shore

                     Fortune Cookies
The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie.

    The Final Word From Treebranch
The statesman who yields to war fever must realize that once the signal is given, he is no longer the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable events.
Sir Winston Churchill

What a man is contributes much more to his happiness than what he
has, or how he is regarded by others. Schopenhauer

Self-respect is the root of discipline: The sense of dignity grows
with the ability to say no to oneself. Abraham Joshua Heschel

Instead of always harping on a man's faults, tell him of his virtues.
Try to pull him out of his rut of bad habits. Hold up to him his
better self, his real self that can dare and do and win out. Eleanor Porter

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