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        Bad Joke Monday
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold
Doctor: Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing.
Doctor: I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

           Over Heard At The Donut Hole
Coffee Drinker One:
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede? 
Coffee Drinker Two:
A walkie talkie.

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             Instructions For Life
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do 
and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.  General George S. Patton

Fifty Cents an Hour  
The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
 
by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist, now in it's second printing.
For information visit MtSky Press at www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com


            
Quote Of The Week
Beauty, truth, friendship, love, creation - these are the great values of life. We can't prove them, or explain them, yet they are the most stable things in our lives.  Holmes

                       
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Thoughts While Waiting For A Plane At Helena Regional Airport

Have the courage and the wisdom and the vision to raise a definite
standard that will appeal to the best that is in man, and then strive
mightily toward that goal.  Harold E. Stassen

It is good to dream, but it is better to dream and work.  Faith is
mighty, but action with faith is mightier.  Gaines

Man's greatest actions are performed in minor struggles.  Life,
misfortune, isolation, abandonment and poverty are battlefields which
have their heroes - obscure heroes who are at times greater than
illustrious heroes.  Victor Hugo

When you cannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced
courses of action you should take - choose the bolder. W.J. Slim

Maturity is achieved when a person postpones immediate pleasures for
long-term values. Joshua L. Liebman

I think laughter may be a form of courage. As humans we sometimes
stand tall and look into the sun and laugh, and I think we are never
more brave than when we do that.  Linda Ellerbee

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. Wilma Askinas

Anger is a prelude to courage. Eric Hoffer

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                   Good Service Tip Of The Week 
Salt Lake, San Jose, Honolulu all have good airports, but the Helena Regional Airport tops them all for friendly service, cleanliness and appearance. Great job Ron Mercer and staff!

You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat those who can do
nothing for them or to them. Malcolm Forbes

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People will accept your ideas much more readily 
if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

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Proverbs 16:7
"When a man's ways please the Lord, he maketh even his enemies 
to be at peace with him."    thanks Nonie

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Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month: www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
The complete history of the boomtowns that surrounded the Fort Peck Dam construction in the 1930's. Complete with pictures, chronology and personal stories.

                 
Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this!
Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall??

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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
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If you don't like our laws, our God, our democracy, leave our country.

                   
Fortune Cookies
Remember that it's the spirit you bring to the battle that decides the issue.

If you do not believe in yourself, chances are nobody else will.

   
The Final Word From Treebranch

The older I grow 
the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. Mencken

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, 
eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Mark Twain

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