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Your electric bill is higher
than your house payments.
You start putting ice cubes
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Instructions For Life
Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through
which you must see the world.
George Bernard Shaw
Fifty Cents an Hour
The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist, now in it's second
printing.
For information
visit MtSky Press at www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
Quote Of The Week
Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat. Malcolm
Forbes
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Thoughts
While Waiting For The Heat Wave to End
The vision that you glorify in your mind, the ideal that
you enthrone in your heart -
this you will build your life by, and this you will
become. James Lane Allen
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a
lot more work.
So great has been the endurance, so incredible the
achievement, that,
as long as the sun keeps a set course in heaven, it would be
foolish
to despair of the human race. Ernest L. Woodward
If you wish to travel far and fast, travel light.
Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and
fears. Glenn Clark
Patience is passion tamed. Lyman Abbott
More You Know It's Hot When ...
You start buying stock
in Gatorade.
You keep your refrigerator
open just to feel the cool air.
You keep humming the song
heat wave to your self.
You cancel your Hotmail
account because you didn't like the name of it.
Check
Out Montana Voices - Oral History Project
Good Service Tip Of The Week
Keep in close touch with what your competition is doing.
Men can be stimulated to show off their good qualities to the
leader
who seems to think they have good qualities. John Richelsen
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Classics From The Capital City - More You Know It's Hot When ...
Your dream house is any
house in Alaska.
Your not even be sure how hot
it is because your thermometer only goes up to 120.
You notice your car overheating before you
drive it.
Your computer won't work unless it has it's
own AC blowing on it.
Hot air balloons can't go up, because the
air outside is hotter than the air inside.
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Proverbs 20:2
A king's wrath is like the roar of a lion; he who angers him
forfeits his life.
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know
this! More You Know It's Hot When ...
Airplanes can't land because the asphalt is too
soft.
You discover that it only takes two fingers to
drive your car.
The swans in the park come in "original
recipe" and "extra crispy."
Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than
the hot one.
Your pool water starts to boil in the sun.
The hot-dogs sold outside Yankee Stadium are
actually hot.
A scalding hot shower still cools you down.
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More You Know It's Hot When ...
A $20 surcharge is added to your bill when you
eat at air-conditioned restaurants.
You wish you had gotten the cloth seats instead
of leather.
You ask your boss for extra work so you can be
in the air conditioning as much as possible.
It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation,
and not one person is moving on the streets.
You burn your hand opening the car door.
You notice the best parking place is determined
by shade instead of distance.
You are sitting inside reading these jokes.
Got something to sell or give
away?
The Writer's Block
* Editing is a rewording activity
IM Speak on the internet
AYPI - And Your Point Is?
AWGTHTGTTA? - Are We Going to Have to Go Through This Again?
BEG - Big Evil Grin
HHO¹/²K - Ha, Ha, Only half-kidding
TYCLO! - Turn Your Caps Lock Off!
Fortune Cookies
A pound of pluck is worth a ton
of luck.
Functioning superbly should come automatically The
Classic Sayings:
* Anything free is worth what you pay for it
* Rap is to music, what Etch-a-Sketch is to art
* What if there were no hypothetical questions?
* Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
* No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway
Senior
Citizen Resources from US Government
The Final Word From Treebranch
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's
recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. Bob Hope
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