Bad Joke Monday Lois: I think my old
computer was exhausted. Del: Why is that? Lois: It had a hard drive. Megan: Why did the
chicken cross the road? Lorna: To get the Italian news paper... Megan: I don't get it. Lorna: Neither do I. I get the Independent Record. Fifty Cents an Hour
The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist, now in it's second
printing.
For information visit MtSky Press at www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
Quote Of The Week
Remember that winners do what losers don't want to
do.
There are 10 kinds of people in this
world. Those who read binary numbers and those who don't.
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Thoughts
While Waiting For Katrina and Justin's Wedding
Measure twice, cut once, and never hold a
nail for someone else.
God answers all prayers. Sometimes He answers,
"Yes," sometimes He answers, "No,"
and sometimes the answer is, "You gotta be kidding!"
Pres. Jimmy Carter
It is always wise to look ahead, but
difficult to look farther than you can see. Winston
Churchill
At no time is freedom of speech more
precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer.
Marshall Lumsden
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence
therefore, is not an act, but a habit. Aristotle
The
greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others
how much they love them while they're still alive. Battista
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Good Service Tip Of The Week
When nothing is sure, everything is possible. Margaret
Drabble
You will never do anything in this world without
courage.
It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor. James
Lane Allen
Let no man turn aside, ever so slightly, from the broad path of
honour,
on the plausible pretence that he is justified by the goodness of
his end.
All good ends can be worked out by good means. Charles
Dickens
To be able to practice five things everywhere under heaven
constitutes perfect virtue
gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness, and kindness.
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Proverbs 10:28 The prospect of the righteous is joy,
but the hopes of the wicked come to nothing.
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Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
When we were kids, ten cents was big
money. How dimes have changed!
Write a wise saying and your name will live
forever. Anonymous
Every time I hear the dirty word "exercise" I wash
my mouth out with chocolate.
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Tee Shirt Back - If you're a tree.
Man: I'm new around here. Will
you please direct me to the bank? Little boy: Yeah but it will cost you Ten
Bucks.. Man: Why should I pay you so much? Boy: Cause bank directors are always well paid.
The Writer's Block * Editing is a rewording activity
There is only one corner of the universe you can be
certain of improving, and that's your own self. Aldous Huxley
To say yes, you have to sweat and roll up your sleeves and
plunge
both hands into life up to the elbows. Jean Anouilh
Fortune Cookies Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
The
Classic Sayings: Right actions for the future are the best apologies for
wrong ones in the past. Tyron Edwards
The Final Word From Treebranch
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable
that we have to alter
it every six months.
Oscar Wilde
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at
billiards or golf. H. L. Mencken
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