Bad Joke Monday
With computers, every morning is the dawn of
a new error.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
A penny saved is just another thing for the cat to knock
off of the dresser. Fifty Cents an Hour
The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist, now available in it's second
printing.
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The real goal is to be rich the moment after you die
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Thoughts
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To the world you might be one person, but to one person you
might be the world.
A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides
to remain anonymous.
Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and
sometimes you weep.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long
enough to make them all yourself.
Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers
and men crooked.
Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you
respond to it.
What will today's younger generation tell their children
they had to do "without"?
Bumper Sticker: Excuse me for driving so closely in front
of you.
The secret of success is to know something nobody else
knows. ><> Proverbs 15:30 A cheerful look brings joy to the heart, and good news gives
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When they first invented the clock, how did they know what
time to set it to?
Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
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A penny saved is ridiculous.
The Writer's Block * Editing is a rewording activity
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see
themselves. Abraham Lincoln
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. Sir
Francis Bacon
In America any boy may become President
and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. Adlai E.
Stevenson Jr
I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people
who can understand it.
Queen Juliana, of the Netherlands
It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree.
For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would
never agree. Charles Baudelaire
The person who removes a mountain begins by carrying away
small stones.
Fortune Cookies He who lives without discipline dies without honor.
The
Classic Sayings: Right actions for the future are the best apologies for
wrong ones in the past. Tyron Edwards Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to
person. Mother Teresa
If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant:
if we did
not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so
welcome. Charlotte Bronte
The Final Word From Treebranch
Money is a "way of keeping score in life," says
T. Boone Pickens.
But that is just for those who like playing the game. The real
goal is to live with grace and dignity.
You can do that with a small amount of money...or not do it with a
fortune. Bill Bonner
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