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The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist, now available in it's second
printing.
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Quote Of The Week
"Some people spend an entire lifetime
wondering if they made a difference in the world.
But the Marines don't have that problem." Ronald
Reagan
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Thoughts
While Waiting For The Snow To Put The Fires Out
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not
his tongue.
There is only one success - to be able to spend your life
in your own way. Morley
Babe Ruth hit more home runs than anyone; he also
struck out more often than anyone.
It is a glorious achievement to master one's own temper.
The work an unknown good man has done is like a vein of
water flowing
hidden underground, secretly making the ground green. Thomas
Carlyle
The shortest and surest way to live with honor in the
world is to be
in reality what we would appear to be. Socrates
Life is no brief candle to me. It is sort of a splendid
torch which I have got hold of for a moment,
and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing
it on to future generations. George Bernard Shaw
If we ever forget that
we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under."
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Americans spend more on dog food every year than they spend on
baby food.
The dial tone of a normal telephone is in
the key of "F."
Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf
clover? You get a rash of good luck!
Isn't it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with
April Fool's Day and ends with cries of "May Day!" ?
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"Click...", wait for the rest of the sentence.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the
same level of thinking
we were at when we created them. Albert Einstein
Everyone says they do, but have you ever actually seen
anyone climb the walls?
I got a good tip from my stockbroker the other day.
He said,
"For only 39 cents, I can super size those fries for
you." Jay Leno
The Writer's Block * Editing is a rewording activity
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not
his tongue.
There is only one success - to be able to spend your life
in your own way. Morley
In order to discover new lands, one must be willing to
lose sight of
the shore for a very long time. Andre Gide
The work an unknown good man has done is like a vein of
water flowing
hidden underground, secretly making the ground green. Thomas
Carlyle
The shortest and surest way to live with honor in the
world is to be
in reality what we would appear to be. Socrates
Life is no brief candle to me. It is sort of a splendid
torch which I
have got hold of for a moment, and I want to make it burn as
brightly
as possible before handing it on to future generations. George
Bernard Shaw
No man or woman of the humblest sort can really be
strong, gentle and good,
without the world being better for it, without somebody being
helped and comforted by the very existence of that goodness. Phillips
Brooks
Fortune Cookies Three may keep a secret, if two of them are
dead.
The
Classic Sayings:
A man should never be ashamed to own that he has been in
the wrong,
which is but saying that he is wiser today than he was
yesterday. Alexander Pope
A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a
poet must write,
if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself. What a man can
be, he must be. Abraham Maslow
The Final Word From Treebranch
It has been said that man is a rational animal.
All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support
this. Bertrand Russell
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