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Funny Headlines
- New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
- New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
- Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms Fifty Cents an Hour
The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist, now available in it's second
printing.
For information visit MtSky Press at www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
Quote Of The Week
"Some people spend an entire lifetime
wondering if they made a difference in the world.
But, the Marines don't have that problem." Ronald
Reagan
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Thoughts
While Waiting For The Round About To Open
The most absurd and reckless aspirations have sometimes led
to extraordinary success. Vauvenargues
Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue
what they are.Malcolm Forbes
I wept because I had no shoes, until I saw a man who had no
feet. Ancient Persian saying
Good friendships are fragile things and require as much
care as any
other fragile and precious thing. Randolph S. Bourne
When we accept tough jobs as a challenge to our ability and
wade into
them with joy and enthusiasm, miracles can happen. Arland
Gilbert
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Good Service Tip Of The Week
The nearest way to glory, a shortcut, as it
were,
is to strive to be what you wish to be thought to be. Cicero,
44 BC
One half the world doesn't understand the
other half and it doesn't matter which half you're in.
><> Proverbs 26:25 Though his speech is charming, do not believe him, for seven
abominations fill his heart.
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Anniceris, famed Greek chariot driver, could make
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Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
Funny Headlines
- Teachers Strike Idle Kids
- Clinton Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead
- Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe
- Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
- Miners Refuse To Work After Death
- Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
The Writer's Block * Editing is a rewording activity
Older Adults constitute our only
INCREASING natural resource. And the least used one.
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see
themselves. Abraham Lincoln
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. Sir
Francis Bacon
In America any boy may become President
and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. Adlai E.
Stevenson Jr
I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people
who can understand it.
Queen Juliana, of the Netherlands
It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree.
For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would
never agree. Charles Baudelaire
The person who removes a mountain begins by carrying away
small stones.
Fortune Cookies Three may keep a secret, if two of them are
dead.
The
Classic Sayings:
What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our
ears
as easily as we open and shut our eyes! Georg
Christoph Lichtenberg
Each problem that I solved became a rule
which served afterwards to solve other problems. Rene
Descartes
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a
millionaire looked like. Phyllis Diller
The way to write American music is simple.
All you have to do is be an American and then write any kind of
music you wish. Thompson
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