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October 27, 2008  Our 11th year of service in Montana |  Make Montana Your Home Page

                Bad Joke Monday
The Worst New Computer Viruses

Titanic Virus - Makes your whole computer go down

Disney Virus - Everything in the computer goes Goofy

Prozac Virus - Mixes up your RAM but your processor doesn't care

 
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     Instructions For Life
Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but he whose heart is
firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his
principles unto death.  Thomas Paine

        
Quote Of The Week 
A friend hears the song in my heart 
and sings it to me when my memory fails.  Lonnie 

     Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Week: 
 
Montana Voices Oral History Project Over 60 interviews

        
Thoughts While Waiting For The End Of The Political Ads
There are many ways to measure success; not the least of which is the
way your child describes you when talking to a friend.  Ed

You see things; and you say, "Why?" But I dream things that never
were; and I say "Why not?"  George Bernard Shaw 

Courage to start and willingness to keep everlasting at it are the
requisites for success.  Alonzo Newton Benn

To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be
given a chance to create, is the meat and potatoes of life. The money
is the gravy.   Bette Davis

The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they
attempt the impossible, and achieve it, generation after generation.  Pearl S. Buck

The person who says it cannot be done 
should not interrupt the person doing it.  Chinese proverb

Man has never made any material as resilient as the human spirit.  Bernard Williams

Pain is temporary, pride is forever.  Ed

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                  Jokes that go over like a lead balloon 
          Newspaper Headlines with Double Meanings
March Planned For Next August

L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal by Landslide

Patient at Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

       Good Service Tip Of The Week
Failure is only postponed success as long as courage "coaches"
ambition. The habit of persistence is the habit of victory. Herbert Kaufman

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Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist  www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com

       
Classics From The Capital City
I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength
from distress, and grow brave by reflection.  Thomas Paine

I searched through rebellion, drugs, diets, mysticism, religions,
intellectualism and much more, only to begin to find...that truth is
basically simple - and feels good, clean and right. Chick Corea

Rely on the ordinary virtues that intelligent, balanced human beings
have relied on for centuries: common sense, thrift, realistic
expectations, patience, and perseverance.  John C. Bogle

  Want something better for the kids? Western Family TV has it. Channel 34
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                        Proverbs 15:4 
The tongue that brings healing is a tree of life, 
but a deceitful tongue crushes the spirit.

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Newspaper Headlines with Double Meanings
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

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           OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
Q: What do you call the ghost who haunts TV shows?
A: Phantom of the Oprah!

Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.

Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.

Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.

Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.

Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.

Lonnie Lonnquist Comedy Hour Website

     The Writer's Block

Let us move on, and step out boldly, though it be into the night, and
we can scarcely see the way.  Charles B. Newcomb

I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh
try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere
behind the morning. J.B. Priestly

It is better by noble boldness to run the risk of being subject to
half the evils we anticipate than to remain in cowardly listlessness
for fear of what might happen. Herodotus


The three great essentials to achieving anything worthwhile are;
first, hard work, second, stick-to-it-iveness, and third, common
sense. Thomas A. Edison

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    Fortune Cookie
Be the first to forgive.
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Life isn't fair but neither is death.

     Motivation CD - Fantastic Morning By Del Lonnquist

     The Final Word From Treebranch
All high achievers plan their work and work their plan, for they are
keenly aware that "luck" is most often being prepared to take
advantage of a situation.  

I think I'd like to be remembered as someone who beat the odds
through just plain determination. ... that I persevered. Because I
think that being somewhat of a pest to life, constantly plaguing and
pursuing, will bring results.  Sylvester Stallone

The greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising up every
time we fall. Confucius

Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long
enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. Longfellow

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