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Tim's Exxon for keeping Christ in Christmas
Bad
Joke Monday
"Christmas is a time
when kids tell Santa what they want and
adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government
what they want and their kids pay for it." Richard Lamm
Instructions
For Life He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
Roy L. Smith
Lonnie Lonnquist Comedy - Fairs,
Festivals, Conventions Thanks Jamestown North
Dakota Chamber of Commerce
We had a great time entertaining the 750 farmers and ranchers
at your annual Farmers Appreciation Banquet Nov. 22, 2008
Quote
Of The Week
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas
morning
and not be a child. Erma Bombeck
Thoughts While Waiting For
Christmas
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold,
everything is softer and more beautiful. Norman Vincent Peale
Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home. Carol
Nelson
Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind. Mary
Ellen Chase
I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time;
a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in the long
calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their
shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were
fellow passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other
journeys. Charles Dickens
Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year - and yet,
for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority. W.J.
Cameron
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree:
the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. Burton
Hillis
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Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
Oh, for the good old days when people would stop
Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.
Good
Service Tip Of The Week
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. Larry Wilde
Christmas Gift Idea
Fifty
Cents an HourThe Builders and Boomtowns of
the Fort Peck Dam by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquistwww.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
Classics
From The Capital City There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries.
W.J. Cameron
A Christmas gambol oft could cheer
The poor man's heart through half the year. Walter Scott
Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are
better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at
Christmas-time. Laura Ingalls Wilder
May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. Charles
Dickens
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Proverbs 12:11
He who works his land will
have abundant food,
but he who chases fantasies lacks judgment.
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know
this! From a commercial point of view, if
Christmas did not exist
it would be necessary to invent it. Katharine Whitehorn
OWIM
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Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster
than the Christmas spirit. Kin Hubbard There
When We Need Them Most!That's the Road Report Team atMDOT. The Writer's Block
And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and
puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came
without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he
puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of
something he hadn't before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come
from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more. Dr. Seuss
The
Final Word From Treebranch
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us
back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the
pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveller,
thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quiet home! Charles
Dickens
Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the
genial flame of charity in the heart. Washington Irving
Isn't it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for - I don't
know what exactly, but it's something that you don't mind so much not having at
other times. Kate L. Bosher