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January 28, 2008 Our 11th year of service in Montana
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Bad Joke Monday
All I want in life is a chance to
prove that money can't make me happy.
Exaggeration is a billion times worse than
understatement.
Never give up, remember Moses was once a basket case!
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Instructions For Life
Don't borrow trouble. Be patient and you'll soon have some of your
own.
Quote Of The Week
A life without purpose is a languid, drifting thing; Every day
we ought to review our purpose,
saying to ourselves: This day let me make a sound beginning, for what we have hitherto
done is
naught! Thomas A. Kempis
Fifty Cents an Hour
The
Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
by Helena author/historian Lois
Lonnquist. www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com or
call 406-495-9554.
Thoughts While
Waiting
For Super Tuesday
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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If voting changed anything, they'd abolish it.
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Giving man a vote has no more made men wise and free than
Christianity has made them good.
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Slavery is but half abolished, emancipation is but half completed,
while millions of freeman with votes in their hands are left without
education.. Winthrop
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Constantly voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil.
Garcia
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The margin is narrow, but the responsibility is clear. John
F. Kennedy
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Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, under the same
high sanction,
though in a different sphere, exercises a public trust. Cleveland
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Don't buy a single vote more than necessary. Douglas Jerrold
You can tell more about a person by what he says about others
than you can by what others say about him. Leo Aikman
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A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Lichtenberg
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Tip Of The Week
The most dangerous moment comes with victory. Napoleon Bonaparte
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One may know how to gain a victory, and know not how to use it.
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Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however
long and hard the road may be;
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Proverbs
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He who ignores discipline comes to poverty and shame, but whoever heeds
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Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month:
Fort
Peck Boomtowns The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
by Helena
author/historian Lois Lonnquist.
For information visit MtSky Press MtSkyPress.com
Oh Thank
You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
A ten-gallon hat holds 3/4 gallon or 3
quarts.
The last American president to sport
facial hair was William Howard Taft, who left office in 1913.
He had a mustache.
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Jokes that go over like a lead
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One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become dis-oriented?
Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?.
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A typical lightning
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The Writer's Block Favorite
Proverbs
A bit of fragrance always clings to the hand that gives you
roses.
Victory has a hundred fathers, but defeat is an orphan. Thomas
Campbell
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Our peace must be a peace of victors, not of the vanquished. General
Ferdinand Foch
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Victory is a thing of the will. General Ferdinand Foch
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The people who remained victorious were less like conquerors than
conquered.
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A bad worker quarrels with his tools.
What They Are Saying
The simplest toy, which even the
youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent
If you are not big enough to lose
you are too small to win.
If there is one thing upon this earth that mankind love and admire better
than another,
it is a brave man, --
it is the man who dares to look the devil in the face and tell him he is a
devil. James A. Garfield
The one resolution, which was in my mind long before it took the form
of a resolution, is the
key-note of my life. It is this, always to regard as mere impertinences of fate the handicaps which
were placed upon my life almost at the beginning. I resolved that they
should not crush or dwarf
my soul, but rather be made to blossom, like
Aaron's rod, with flowers. Helen Keller
God could not be everywhere, so he created mothers. Jewish proverb
Principle, particularly moral principle, can not be a weathervane,
spinning around this way and that
with the shifting winds of expediency. Moral
principle is a compass forever fixed and forever true. Edward R. Lyman
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I Wish I Had
Said That
Aim at nothing & you'll hit it every time.
If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you
always got.
Headed in the wrong direction?
God allows U-turns.
If you are never scared,
embarrassed or hurt, it means
you never take chances.
If you are not enjoying your work, you should either change your
attitude, or change your job.
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If you are not fired with enthusiasm, then you will be
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If you are not part of the solution,
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If you are patient in one
moment
of anger, you will escape a
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(Chinese Proverb)
If you are willing to admit you are wrong when you are
wrong, you
are all right. If you begin to understand
what
you are without trying
to change it, then what you
are undergoes a
transformation. Krishnamurti If you believe everything you
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If you came home and you
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to punch each other, or trying to
sell them all kinds
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