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January 7, 2008  Our 11th year of service in Montana * Today's Montana News

                               Bad Joke Monday
Relief: What a tree does in the spring

Actually, should the truth be known, there are a lot of good ways to "handle" a woman. Unfortunately, not one man alive knows any of them.

                                               
Instructions For Life
It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him.  John Steinbeck

To aim at the best and to remain essentially ourselves is one and the same thing. Janet Erskine Stuart

Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist.
For information visit MtSky Press.com or www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com or call 406-495-9554.

                            Quote Of The Week
So, then, to every man his chance -- to every man, regardless of his birth, his shining golden opportunity -- 
to every man his right to live, to work, to be himself, to become whatever his manhood and his vision can combine to make him -- 
this, is the promise of America.  Thomas Wolfe

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Thoughts while waiting for the new Helena IR web page to go on line
I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has to be done to the best of my ability. 
And when you've done the best you can you can't do any better. Harry S. Truman

Do good by stealth, and blush to find it fame. Alexander Pope

Class is an aura of confidence that is being sure without being cocky. Class has nothing to do with money. Class never runs scared.
It is self-discipline and self-knowledge. It's the sure footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life. Ann Landers

Judgement comes from experience, and great judgement comes from bad experience. Robert Packwood

Nothing is ever lost by courtesy. It is the cheapest of pleasures, costs nothing, and conveys much.  Erastus Wiman

Self-reverence, self-knowledge, self-control.  These three alone lead to sovereign power.  Lord Alfred Tennyson

Every man stamps his value on himself... man is made great or small by his own will.  J.C.F. von Schiller

Live your life each day as you would climb a mountain. An occasional glance towards the summit keeps the goal in mind, 
but many beautiful scenes are to be observed from each new vantage point. Harold B. Melchart

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Good Service Tip Of The Week
To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.   Donald A. Adams

Life is not holding a good hand; Life is playing a poor hand well.

                       Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better. The things I worry about never happen.

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                      Classics From The Capital City
Not the owner of many possessions will you be right to call happy: he more rightly deserves the name of happy who knows how to use the
Gods' gifts wisely and to put up with rough poverty, and who fears dishonor more than death.  Horace (65-8 BC) Roman Poet

The beauty of the soul shines out when a man bears with composure one heavy mischance after another, 
not because he does not feel them, but because he is a man of high and heroic temper.  Aristotle

The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become. Charles Du Bos

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Proverbs 25:26 
Like a muddied spring or a polluted well is a righteous man who gives way to the wicked.
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Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month:   Fort Peck Boomtowns 
The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist.
For information visit MtSky Press  MtSkyPress.com



                  Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this!
Cats are the only domestic animals that walk directly on their claws, not on their paws. This method of walking is called "digitigrade." 
When cats scratch furniture, it isn't an act of malice. They are actually tearing off the ragged edges of the sheaths of their talons to 
expose the new sharp ones beneath.

Catherine de Medici was the first woman in Europe to use tobacco. She took it in a mixture of snuff.

Tuna swim at a steady rate of 9 miles per hour for an indefinite period of time and never stop moving. 
Estimates indicate that a 15-year-old tuna travels one million miles in its lifetime.


                      Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards?  A receding hair line.

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                      OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday) 
And now, a joke for the psychics in the group
...              
(Oh calm down, it wasn't that funny!)

Cleaning house with the children at home is a lot like snow blowing during a blizzard.

I never understood algebra.  My teacher asked me, "What's 2a plus 2b?"  I said, "ABBA." Comic Jay Moore

                     The Writer's Block
We cheerfully assume that in some mystic way love conquers all, that good outweighs evil in the just balances of the universe and that at
the eleventh hour something gloriously triumphant will prevent the worst before it happens. Brooks Atkinson

The world of achievement has always belonged to the optimist. J. Harold Wilkins 

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past.  
Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.  ~Brooks Atkinson

Each age has deemed the new-born year, The fittest time for festal cheer. ~Walter Scott

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty?  
I live according to twenty-year-old habits.  ~Andre Gide

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                    Fortune Cookies
Counting time is not so important as making time count.

  
                              What They Are Saying
He who chooses the beginning of a road chooses the place it leads to. It is the means that determine the end. Harry Emerson Fosdick

The only limits are, as always, those of vision. James Broughton

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.   Mark Twain

We have seen better days. Shakespeare, "Timon of Athens"

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