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          Bad Joke Monday
  I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day.  
When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, 
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.  

Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction 
of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, 
blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. 

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      Instructions For Life
Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, 
too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, 
but for those who love, time is eternity.  ~Henry Van Dyke

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         Quote Of The Week
Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. 

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               Thoughts While Waiting For Valentines Day 

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, 
love, thou art every day my Valentine!  ~Thomas Hood

When love is not madness, it is not love.  ~Pedro Calderon de la Barca

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction.  Saint-Exupéry

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.  Gerard

Love is a symbol of eternity.  It wipes out all sense of time, 
destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.

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                              Good Service Tip Of The Week
Snowflakes are one of nature's most fragile things, 
but just look at what they can do when they stick together. 
Vesta Kelly

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. Stephen King

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         As A Rule Of Thumb (http://rulesofthumb.org/)
You don't marry your spouse, you marry your spouse's family. 
You already know that you are willing to spend the rest of your life with your fiancé, 
but you're also committing to making their family your family. Moses Moore

     Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam 
    
by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist  www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com


         
Classics From The Capital City
For twas not into my ear you whispered, But into my heart
Twas not my lips you kissed, But my soul.   Judy Garland

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words.  William Shakespeare

My heart to you is given:  Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together, And throw away the key.   Frederick Saunders

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   Psalm 107:1
Give thanks to the LORD, for he is good; his love endures forever

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   Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
Give me a kisse, and to that kisse a score;  Then to that twenty, adde a hundred more;
A thousand to that hundred; so kisse on,  To make that thousand up a million;
Treble that million, and when that is done,  Let's kisse afresh, as when we first begun.   Robert Herrick,


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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. Abraham Lincoln

People used to live lives of quiet desperation--now they go on TV talk shows

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The Montana Youth Leadership Forum will hold its 9th Forum July 14-18, 2008
on the campus of Carroll College in Helena. www.montanaylf.org

The Montana Youth Transitions (MYTransitions) Project will be holding its first annual 
Transitions Conference September 15-17, 2008 in Great Falls. 442-2576

         OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday) 
Corruption is not the No. 1 priority of the Police Commissioner.
His job is to enforce the law and fight crime. P.B.A. President E. J. Kiernan

If you give Congress a chance to vote on both sides of an
issue, it will always do it.  Congressman Les Aspin, Dem. Wisconsin

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     The Writer's Block
Are we not like two volumes of one book?  ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

A bell is no bell 'til you ring it,  A song is no song 'til you sing it,
And love in your heart  Wasn’t put there to stay -
Love isn’t love  'Til you give it away.   Oscar Hammerstein, Sound of Music

I've fallen in love many times... always with you.

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, 
a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.  Judith Viorst

What I need to live has been given to me by the earth.  
Why I need to live has been given to me by you.

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach.  ~Elizabeth Barrett Browning

When you're in love you never really know whether your elation 
comes from the qualities of the one you love,
or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo 
comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks.  ~Natalie Clifford Barney


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We must always have old memories and young hopes.

Remember that in jealousy there is more self-love than love.

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What They Are Saying

Trip over love, you can get up.  Fall in love and you fall forever.  

A hundred hearts would be too few,  To carry all my love for you.  Author Unknown

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; 
the running across fields into your lover's arms 
can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.  Jonathan Carroll

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, 
and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, 
we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.   
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.  ~William Shakespeare
 
Who, being loved, is poor?  Oscar Wilde

Grow old with me!  The best is yet to be.   Robert Browning

Without love, what are we worth?  Eighty-nine cents!  
Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.  ~M*A*S*H, Hawkeye

The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, 
a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it.  
You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. 
Other men it is said have seen angels, 
but I have seen thee and thou art enough.  George Moore


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