AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'
trus) adj.
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
An onion can make people cry,
but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. Will Rogers
Thoughts While
Watching The Mike Logan Video "Montana Is."
Now if meat all comes from
cellophanes,
And we all know that's true,
Then I wish somebody'd tell me,
What the hell do ranchers do? MikeLogan From the book "Bronc To Breakfast"
"Mike Logan's books, tapes,
& videos, sing of buglin' bulls, cattle trails, cook fires, &
coffee."
Montana ranchin' men and women
carved out their own unique niche in history
while doing their part to feed the world. Mike Logan from the book
"Ranchin' Is"
"Cowboy Quotes" from many sources
This guy Cupid is special; more
believable than Santa, more traditional than Thanksgiving,
more explosive than the Fourth of July. Roland Cheek From www.CampfireCulture.com
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from
the rear, or a fool from any direction.
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to
deal
with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that
comes from bad judgment.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back
every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.
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Warming your feet: If
your feet are cold, put on your hat.
Fifty Cents an Hour The
Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquistwww.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
Classics From The Capital City -
Abraham Lincoln Quotes
"You can fool all of
the people some of the time,
and some of the people all of the time, but you can not fool all of the people
all of the time."
"If slavery is not wrong, nothing is wrong."
"Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?"
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Don't squat with your spurs on.
Jokes that go over like a lead
balloon
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Abraham Lincoln
Marriage is a mutual relationship as long as both parties
know when to be mute.
The Montana
Youth Leadership Forum will hold its 9th Forum July 14-18, 2008
on the campus of Carroll College in Helena. www.montanaylf.org
OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday) More Cowboy Quotes
Talk slowly, think quickly.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best
answer.
Live a good, honorable life. Then when you
get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
The Writer's Block
‘A writer is a maker, not a man of
action:
his private life is of no concern to anybody but himself, his family and his
friends.’ W H Auden
'You who write, choose a
subject suited to your abilities and think long and hard
on what your powers are equal to and what they are unable to perform.' Horace
'Even bad books are books
and therefore sacred.' Gunter Grass
'I have nothing to declare
except my genius.' Oscar Wilde
"We
are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can."
"People are marvelous in their generosity, if they just know the cause is
there."
"The Lord so constituted everybody that no matter what color
you are you
require the same amount of nourishment."
"Civilization has taught us to eat with a fork,
but even now if nobody is
around we use our fingers."
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit
there."
"Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an
opinion."
The
Montana Youth Transitions (MYTransitions) Project will be holding its first
annual
Transitions Conference September 15-17, 2008 in Great Falls. 442-2576
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