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Bad Joke Monday
Torgy's
Favorite one Liner
Ole's Little boy Ole Jr. is depressed.
He heard someone say, "Like Father
like son." (Thanks Torgy)
Not to be
outdone by the Americans, UN officials held their own Groundhog Day.
In their Groundhog Day ceremony, the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC),
tying in reports on global warming, announced that there would be six more weeks
of winter.
... followed by 1000 years of summer.
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Instructions For Life
A
patriot must always be ready to defend his country, even against his own government. Edward
Abbey
Quote Of The Week
Some wish to live within the sound, of church and chapel bell
I want to run a rescue shop, within a yard of Hell. C.T. Studd,
Pioneer Mission Leader
Fifty Cents an Hour
The
Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
by Helena author/historian Lois
Lonnquist. www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com or
call 406-495-9554.
Thoughts While Waiting
For The Super Bowl
(not
to be confused with The Super Tuesday Blow) The
main difference between the Super Bowl and the Super Tuesday Primary is the
price of the TV ads Super Bowl
advertisers try to get people to believe in their products,
Super Tuesday advertisers try to get people to believe in their promises.
The National Football League first made the wearing of
helmets mandatory in 1943.
Thoughts While
Watching The Super Bowl
The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to
excellence,
regardless of their chosen field of endeavor. Vince Lombardi
If a man be gracious to strangers, it
shows that he is a citizen of the world, and his heart is no island,
cut off from other islands, but a continent that joins them. Francis
Bacon
Nothing will sustain you more potently than the power to recognize in your
humdrum routine,
as perhaps it may be thought, the true poetry of life. Sir William
Osler
It is better to say, "This one thing I do" than to say, "These
forty things I dabble in." Washington Gladden
Thoughts After Watching The Super Bowl
He who angers you, conquers you. Elizabeth Kenny Oh
Bart Starr where are you when we need you? For
want of a tackle a play was lost.
For want of a play a game was lost.
For want of a ... (oh never mind.) The Biggest
Loser TV reality program sure couldn't hold a candle to this one.
Children need models rather than critics. Joseph Joubert French
Philosopher
Optimism is essential to achievement and it is also the foundation of
courage and true progress. Nicholas Murray Butler
The first virtue of all really great men is that they are sincere.
They eradicate hypocrisy from their hearts. Anatole France
The sages do not consider that making no mistakes is a blessing.
They believe, rather, that the great virtue of man lies in his ability to
correct his mistakes
and continually make a new man of himself. Wang Yang-Ming Chinese
Philosopher
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A car company moves its factories to Mexico and claims it's a free market.
We buy HP Printers made in Mexico. We buy shirts made in Bangladesh.
BUT, heaven help the elderly who buy prescription drugs from a Canadian
pharmacy.
That's a crime! And you think the pharmaceutical companies don't have a
powerful lobby?
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As A Rule Of Thumb
EBAY is 30% cheaper then retail - Not surprisingly,
the greatest savings are to be found
when the economy slows down and people have to dump new stuff they can no longer
afford.
Classics From The Capital City
A seminar on Time Travel will be held 2 weeks ago.
A steamroller is the sincerest form of flattery.
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what
lies within us. Morrow Music Your Way - Create your own Pandora Radio
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Proverbs
17:6
Children's children are a crown to the aged, and parents are the pride of their
children.
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Jokes that go over like a lead
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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Abraham Lincoln
People used to live lives of quiet desperation--now they go on TV talk
shows
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You cannot leave
footprints in the sands of time while sitting down.
Life is like a mirror; we get the best results when we smile at it.
The Writer's Block Favorite
Proverbs
A choice is always possible, even without any options.
A clear conscience is indicative of a faulty memory.
A guilty conscience is the mother of invention.
There are 6 pounds of pennies in the average American home.
The best substitute for experience is being sixteen. Duncan
All good things arrive to them that wait and don't die in the meantime. Mark
Twain
Cut out all these exclamation points! An exclamation point is like laughing at
your own joke. F. Scott Fitzgerald
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of
sorrow.
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Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking. Mencken
What They Are Saying
If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told
you to?
Every man's work, whether it be literature or music or pictures or architecture
or anything else, is always a portrait of himself. Samuel Butler
"I can't do it" never yet accomplished anything: "I will
try" has accomplished wonders. George P. Burnham
Hard things are put in our way, not to stop us, but to call out our courage and
strength. Anonymous
There is in every true woman's heart a spark of heavenly fire, which lies
dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity;
but which kindles up, and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity. Washington
Irving
The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but progress. Joseph
Joubert
Excellence is an art won by training and habituation.
We do not act rightly
because we have virtue or excellence,
but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we
repeatedly do.
Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit. Aristotle
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