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March 3, 2008  Our 11th year of service in Montana |  Make Montana Your Home Page
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          Bad Joke Monday
Blessed are the meek, for they make great scapegoats.
 
Blessed are the pessimists, for they backup their computers.

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"  Groucho Marx

"I've been on a calendar but I have never been on time"  Marilyn Monroe

Lose an hour in the morning and you will be all day hunting it. Annon.

"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."  Milton Berle

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"I recommend you take care of the minutes, for hours will take care of themselves"
Philip Dormer Stanhope - 4th Earl of Chesterfield in Letters to His Son

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         Quote Of The Week - From Newsmax  Magazine
The 2008 election is still to come, but one thing is already clear: Politicians will try and regulate or stop Talk Radio & Christian Radio. 
Rush, Savage, Beck, Dobson and others will be muzzled by using federal regulations to control program content.
 Their plan? A  "Fairness" Doctrine, which would require stations to air divergent points of view — a clever ruse that makes station owners leery of airing controversial talk-radio hosts fearing law suits and federal sanctions. With a "Fairness" Doctrine, many top conservative and Christian radio hosts could be silenced. The plan could mean that Christian radio stations would have to give equal time to people with anti-Christian views.
Read more about the history of the "Fairness" Doctrine.

"It is not enough that your Legislature should be numerous; it should also be divided." Ben Franklin
"Divided we ever have been, and ever must be." John Adams
"Divided we stand, united we fall." Thomas Jefferson

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             Thoughts While Waiting For Daylight Savings Time to Begin on March 9

God made time but man made haste. Irish Proverb

The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier. Cong. Edward Markey

I object to being told that I am saving daylight 
when my reason tells me that I am doing nothing of the kind. 
Robertson Davies

Don't forget it's daylight savings time beginning March 9th. You spring forward, then you fall back. 
It's like your Editor getting out of bed an hour earlier.    Ed.

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                     Good Service Tip Of The Week
"Tough times never last, but tough people do!"  Robert Schuller

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             As A Rule Of Thumb (http://rulesofthumb.org/)
Emmon's rule of breathing: When you're relaxed, 12 breaths is approximately equal to 1 minute.

     Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam 
    
by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist  www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com


         
Classics From The Capital City

"The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time"  Leo Kennedy

"Time nor tide wait for no man/woman"

"A stitch in time saves nine."

"The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it,
  it's far too far to walk back."  Franklin P Jones

Hanson's Treatment of Time:
There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.

"Nothing lasts forever - not even your troubles"  Arnold H Glasgow

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   Proverbs 20:4
A sluggard does not plow in season; so at harvest time he looks but finds nothing.
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"No woman in my time will be Prime Minister..." Margaret Thatcher Former British Prime Minister

"Time, the subtle thief of youth"  John Milton

"And he that will not apply New Remedies, must expect New Evils;
for Time is the greatest Innovator."  Francis Bacon

"Who knows but the world may end tonight"  Robert Browning

"Lost time is never found again"  Benjamin Franklin

"Remember that time is money"  Benjamin Franklin

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True or False: A slight tax increase will cost you two hundred dollars.
A substantial tax cut will save you thirty cents.

         OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday) 
Troubles in marriages often start when a man gets so busy
earning his salt he forgets his sugar.  Lawrence B.

When a man marries a woman they become one, 
but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. .Lawrence B.

             The Writer's Block
"Tempus fugit" (time flies) Ovid (Publius Ovidius Naso) Fasti

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..." Charles Dickens A Tale of Two Cities

"Time is the great physician"  Benjamin Disraeli Endymion

"There's plenty of time to win this game..." Sir Francis Drake On sighting the Spanish Armada - 1588

"There's a gude time coming"  Sir Walter Scott

"Veritum dies aperit" (Time discovers the truth)  Seneca De Ira

"O, call back yesterday, bid time return" William Shakespeare

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"Time is the reef upon which all our frail mystic ships are wrecked"  Sir Noel Coward

"Procrastination is the thief of time"  Edward Young

"Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once"  Anon

"Sed fugit interea, fugit inreparabile tempus"  (Time meanwhile flies, never to return) Virgil

"Potius sero quad numquam" (Better late than never) Titus Livius

The Montana Youth Transitions (MYTransitions) Project will be holding its first annual 
Transitions Conference September 15-17, 2008 in Great Falls. 442-2576


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