Bad Joke Monday Why does Curtis the Weather Guy
always tell us "There's a 30% chance of snow,
but never says "There's a 70% chance of NO snow." (Thanks Irv
Sternberg!)
Objects in this mirror are MUCH prettier than they appear.
Did you hear about the new liberal church?
It has six commandments and four suggestions.
Instructions For Life
“Life, is not a having and a getting, but a
being and a becoming.” Myrna Loy
Quote Of The Week
“How many women do we know who were
continually kissed by Clark Gable, William Powell,
Cary Grant, Spencer Tracy and Fredric March? Only one: Myrna Loy.”
Thoughts While
Thinking
About Music Happy Birthday to Pastor Al and his mandolin and banjo, and fiddle, and accordion, and drums and ...
A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on
silence. Leopold Stokowski
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. Berthold
Auerbach
All deep things are song. It seems somehow the very central essence of us,
song;
as if all the rest were but wrap pages and hulls! Thomas Carlyle
If the King loves music, it is well with the land. Mencius
Without music life would be a mistake. Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons.
You will find it is to the soul what a water bath is to the body. Oliver
Wendell Holmes
If a composer could say what he had to say in words
he would not bother trying to say it in music. Gustav Mahler
Why waste money on psychotherapy when you can listen to the B Minor Mass? Michael
Torke
And the night shall be filled with music,
And the cares that infest the day
Shall fold their tents like the Arabs
And as silently steal away.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, The Day Is Done
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He who sings scares away his woes. Cervantes
As A Rule Of Thumb
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Betting On A Rock Band
Rock bands with far-out names almost never make it to the top
because they usually play music that's equally far-out.
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Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space
between the notes
and curl my back to loneliness. Maya Angelou
Were it not for music, we might in these days say, the Beautiful is dead. Benjamin
Disraeli
Music is what feelings sound like. Author Unknown
There's music in the sighing of a reed;
There's music in the gushing of a rill;
There's music in all things, if men had ears:
Their earth is but an echo of the spheres. Lord Byron
Musical compositions, it should be remembered, do not inhabit certain
countries,
certain museums, like paintings and statues. The Mozart Quintet is not shut up
in Salzburg:
I have it in my pocket. Henri Rabaud
Music is the poetry of the air. Richter
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Proverbs 13:18
He who ignores discipline comes to poverty and shame, but whoever heeds
correction is honored.
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Small Boy: "Dad why do you give the waitress 15% and God only
10%?"
Jokes that go over like a lead
balloon
Maytag is my middle name; I'm an agitator.
When we give directions why do we always
say
"Turn at the STOP LIGHT," but never say "turn at the GO
LIGHT."
(OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
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If I were to begin life again, I
would devote it to music.
It is the only cheap and unpunished rapture upon earth. Sydney
Smith
There is nothing in the world so much like prayer as music is. William
P. Merrill
Men profess to be lovers of music, but for the most part they give no
evidence
in their opinions and lives that they have heard it. Henry David
Thoreau
Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. Ludwig
van Beethoven
I have my own particular sorrows, loves, delights; and you have yours.
But sorrow, gladness, yearning, hope, love, belong to all of us, in all
times and in all places.
Music is the only means whereby we feel these emotions in their
universality. H.A. Overstreet
My idea is that there is music in the air, music all around us; the world
is full of it,
and you simply take as much as you require. Edward Elgar
Alas for those that never sing, But die with all their music in them! Oliver
Wendell Holmes
Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom.
If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. Charlie
Parker
Life can't be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven
sonatas
and listen to them for ten years. William F. Buckley, Jr.