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              Bad Joke Monday 
Why does Curtis the Weather Guy always tell us "There's a 30% chance of snow, 
but never says "There's a 70% chance of NO snow." (Thanks Irv Sternberg!)

Objects in this mirror are MUCH prettier than they appear.

Did you hear about the new liberal church? 
It has six commandments and four suggestions.


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Instructions For Life 
“Life, is not a having and a getting, but a being and a becoming.”  Myrna Loy

         Quote Of The Week 
“How many women do we know who were continually kissed by Clark Gable, William Powell, 
Cary Grant, Spencer Tracy and Fredric March? Only one: Myrna Loy.”


 
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       Thoughts While Thinking About Music
Happy Birthday to Pastor Al and his mandolin and banjo, and fiddle, and accordion, and drums and ...

A painter paints pictures on canvas.  But musicians paint their pictures on silence.  Leopold Stokowski

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.  Berthold Auerbach

All deep things are song.  It seems somehow the very central essence of us, song; 
as if all the rest were but wrap pages and hulls!  Thomas Carlyle

If the King loves music, it is well with the land.  Mencius

Without music life would be a mistake.  Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons.  
You will find it is to the soul what a water bath is to the body.  Oliver Wendell Holmes

If a composer could say what he had to say in words 
he would not bother trying to say it in music.  Gustav Mahler

Why waste money on psychotherapy when you can listen to the B Minor Mass?  Michael Torke

And the night shall be filled with music,
And the cares that infest the day
Shall fold their tents like the Arabs
And as silently steal away.          Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, The Day Is Done

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                       Good Service Tip Of The Week
             He who sings scares away his woes.  Cervantes

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Betting On A Rock Band
Rock bands with far-out names almost never make it to the top 
because they usually play music that's equally far-out.

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Music was my refuge.  I could crawl into the space between the notes 
and curl my back to loneliness.  Maya Angelou

Were it not for music, we might in these days say, the Beautiful is dead.  Benjamin Disraeli

Music is what feelings sound like.  Author Unknown

There's music in the sighing of a reed;
There's music in the gushing of a rill;
There's music in all things, if men had ears:
Their earth is but an echo of the spheres.  Lord Byron

Musical compositions, it should be remembered, do not inhabit certain countries, 
certain museums, like paintings and statues. The Mozart Quintet is not shut up in Salzburg:  
I have it in my pocket.  Henri Rabaud

Music is the poetry of the air.  Richter

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Maytag is my middle name; I'm an agitator.

When we give directions why do we always say 
"Turn at the STOP LIGHT," but never say "turn at the GO LIGHT."

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If I were to begin life again, I would devote it to music.  
It is the only cheap and unpunished rapture upon earth.  Sydney Smith

There is nothing in the world so much like prayer as music is.  William P. Merrill

Men profess to be lovers of music, but for the most part they give no evidence 
in their opinions and lives that they have heard it.  Henry David Thoreau

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. Ludwig van Beethoven

I have my own particular sorrows, loves, delights; and you have yours.  
But sorrow, gladness, yearning, hope, love, belong to all of us, in all times and in all places.  
Music is the only means whereby we feel these emotions in their universality.  H.A. Overstreet

My idea is that there is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, 
and you simply take as much as you require.  Edward Elgar

Alas for those that never sing, But die with all their music in them! Oliver Wendell Holmes

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom.  
If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn.  Charlie Parker

Life can't be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven sonatas 
and listen to them for ten years.  William F. Buckley, Jr.

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What They Said

“I think that carrying on a life that is meant to be private in public is a breach of taste, 
common sense, and mental hygiene.”  Myrna Loy

Music cleanses the understanding; inspires it, and lifts it into a realm which 
it would not reach if it were left to itself.  Henry Ward Beecher

Play the music, not the instrument.  Author Unknown

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.  Robert Fripp

An intellectual is someone who can listen to the "William Tell Overture" 
without thinking of the Lone Ranger.  John Chesson

Music's the medicine of the mind.  John A. Logan

You are the music while the music lasts.  T.S. Eliot

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, 
but the Scots haven't got the joke yet.  Oliver Herford

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