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April 21, 2008  Our 11th year of service in Montana |  Make Montana Your Home Page
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              Bad Joke Monday
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation raps for years. (Thanks Bill)

Ever notice how ignorance picks-up confidence as it goes along.

                     Got a good One Liner? Send it in. Thanks Fortune@MtSky.com

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Instructions For Life 
We're learning with our experience with wolves in Montana, Idaho and Wyoming 
how difficult it is to deal with the major predators.
Gale Norton

         Quote Of The Week 
"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."  Steve Landesberg

 
    Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Week: 
Click here for info about the  7th Annual Townsend Cowboy Entertainer Gathering!!
June 6th, 7th and 8th at the Broadwater County High School Townsend Montana

       Thoughts While Googleing The Governor
We have always been dreamers in Montana. Brian Schweitzer

We need to work our level best in this legislative session to help grow Montana's economy, 
so that grandchildren can stay in Montana, grandchildren can visit their grandmother and grandfather
by driving across town, not flying across the country. 
Brian Schweitzer

When the film industry comes to Montana they bring trucks full of equipment 
and trucks full of money that they leave behind when they are done. 
Brian Schweitzer

And yes, the Homesteaders, including my grandparents who left behind almost nothing, 
and arrived in Montana with nothing but the clothes on their back, high hopes, faith in God 
and dreaming of the future.
Brian Schweitzer

I know that Montana is the greatest place in the world to raise a family, to start and grow a business. 
You know it, and I know it and now we will tell the world. 
Brian Schweitzer

The people of Montana have also spoken that we need to reimburse our healthcare providers 
at a higher rate and we will do that as well. 
Brian Schweitzer

Our state's most talented should have the opportunity to attend college and be the engines 
that drive the state's future economic growth.
Brian Schweitzer

We can push Montana forward and we can do it with out raising taxes. Brian Schweitzer

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                       Good Service Tip Of The Week
             You must believe in yourself before you can believe in anything.

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DESIGNING AN AD:
If an ad is well designed, it will look just as good upside down.

            Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam 
    
       by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist  www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com

         
Classics From The Capital City
To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, 
right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.
Theodore Roosevelt, 26th US President (1858-1919)

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have
looked like if Moses had run them through the US congress. Ronald Reagan

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. Oscar Wilde

There's a generous current in the American spirit. If we can simply give voice to that once
in a while, I think it's a good message. Fred Rogers, Mister Rogers' Neighborhood

Few will have the greatness to bend history itself, but each one of us  can work to change a 
small portion of events, and in the total of all  those acts will be written the history of this generation.
Robert F. Kennedy

An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. Heston

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Proverbs 24:6
For waging war you need guidance, and for victory many advisers.

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Listen to an audio interview with National Cowboy Poet of the year - 2006 - Mike Logan
  
          
  
Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
The names of the Cisco Kid and Pancho's horses from the CISCO KID TV show were  'Diablo' and 'Loco.'

                Click here to Send us your favorite quote

             Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

 
            
(OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday) 
             News Headlines From The Year 2050
Marriage is a mutual relationship as long as both parties know when to be mute.

Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers...

Lonnie Lonnquist Comedy Hour Website

          The Writer's Block

"According to a new poll that just came out -- this is hard to believe -- 81% of Americans think the country is on the wrong track. 81%. The other 19% own gas stations." Conan O'Brien

You might be a redneck if you think the last words to 
"The Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

Memo on Sick Days - We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. 
If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Memo on Personal Days
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

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        Fortune Cookie
Remember that it's the spirit you bring to the battle that decides the issue.

If you do not believe in yourself, chances are nobody else will.

Be patient. Good fortune will come to you soon.


    
     Motivation CD - Fantastic Morning By Del Lonnquist

     
What They Said
Nothing lowers the level of conversation more than raising the voice. Stanley Horowitz

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. Albert Einstein

Don't worry about the falling leaves. It is sometimes easier to see the truth through bare branches.

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. Norman MacFinan

Opening your mind simply takes some practice. Listen to someone else's point of view today.

Daniel Webster might have been president, but for his pride. He was offered the vice-presidential nomination
twice, with Harrison and Taylor, but he refused. Both Harrison and Taylor died in office.

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