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Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.  Richard Cushing

Microchips: what's left at the bottom of the bag when it reaches you.

Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.


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Instructions For Life 
The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

         Quote Of The Week 
Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces up, snow is exhilarating;
there is no such thing as bad weather just different kinds of good weather. John Ruskin


 
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       Thoughts While Waiting To See If
Curtis Was Right With The Saturday Snow Forecast

A lot of people like snow.  I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.  Carl Reiner

Lo. sifted through the winds that blow, Down comes the soft and silent snow, 
White petals from the flowers that grow In the cold atmosphere.  George W. Bungay

If you took away everything in the world that had to be invented, 
there'd be nothing left except a lot of people getting rained on. Tom Stoppard

I am an optimist, but I'm an optimist who carries a raincoatHarold Wilson

I think it rains That tongues may loosen from the porch Uncleave roof tops of the mouth, 
hang heavy with knowledge. Wole Soyinka

I think God invented rain to give dead people something to complain about.  David Brenner

He maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, 
and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.  The Holy Bible

A light supper, a good night's sleep, and a fine morning have often made a hero
of the same man who, by indigestion, a restless night, and a rainy morning, 
would have proved a coward.  Philip Dormer Chesterfield

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                       Good Service Tip Of The Week
If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with a little rain.  Dolly Parton

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                   As A Rule Of Thumb (http://rulesofthumb.org/)
FORECASTING THE WEATHER
If the children are wild, it's going to rain or snow within 24 hours. 
This is a better barometer than the weather man.

            Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam 
    
       by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist  www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com

         
Classics From The Capital City
If the state of oratory that inundates our educational institutions during the month 
of June could be transformed into rain for Southern California, 
we should all be happily awash or waterlogged.  Samuel Gould

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves 
on a rainy Sunday afternoon.  Susan Ertz

It will never rain roses; 
when we want to have more roses we must plant more trees.  George Eliot

I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, 
forge ahead. If you think it's going to rain, it will.  Clint Eastwood

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Proverbs 16:15
When a king's face brightens, it means life; his favor is like a rain cloud in spring.
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
He who is born a fool is never cured.  Proverb

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools.  Spanish Proverb

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             Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

             OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday) 

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Winter isn't cold, it's heat challenged.

If your mutt is always growling angrily, it must be because he's a cross breed.

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Clouds that thunder do not always rain. Armenian Proverb

Rain is grace; rain is the sky condescending to the earth; 
without rain, there would be no life. John Updike

There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather
until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends. Arnot Sheppard

The drops of rain make a hole in the stone not by violence but by oft falling.  Lucretius

We have not the reverent feeling for the rainbow that a savage has, 
because we know how it is made. 
We have lost as much as we gained by prying into that matter.  Mark Twain

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We live in a rainbow of chaos.

    
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What They Said

There's always a period of curious fear between the first sweet-smelling breeze 
and the time when the rain comes cracking down.  Don Delillo

Some people are making such thorough plans for rainy days 
that they aren't enjoying today's sunshine.  William Feather

Like a welcome summer rain, 
h
umor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. Langston Hughes

The world goes up and the world goes down, And the sunshine follows the rain;
 And yesterday's sneer and yesterday's frown Can never come over again.   Charles Kingsley

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