Instructions For Life
The higher type of man clings to virtue, the lower
type of man clings to material comfort.
The higher type of man cherishes justice, the lower type of man cherishes the
hope of
favors to be received. Confucius
Quote Of The Week
The potential of the average person is like
a huge ocean unsailed, a new continent unexplored,
a world of possibilities waiting to be released and channeled toward some great
good. Brian Tracy Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The
Week:
John
Parker For Attorney General -
http://www.parkermontana.com/
Thoughts While
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Most people don't make the same
mistake twice, they make it three or four times.
Any bad habit is easier than the corresponding good habit.
Problems that go away by themselves usually come back by themselves.
A pessimist mourns the future.
If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we would all be
millionaires. Dear Abby
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Tip Of The Week
If we are facing in the right direction, all
we have to do is keep on walking.
What They Are Saying About Gas Prices
A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in
the tank.
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in
kilometers. George Carlin
I figured out Karl Rove's political strategy - make gas so
expensive,
no Democrats can afford to go to the polls. John Kerry
That money talks I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said,
"Goodbye." Richard Armour
Truth In
Advertising?
Many politicians want
to dump the penny because it's worthless in today's economy.
Oil is selling at $126.00 per barrel yet oil company's are still using 9/10 of a
cent on their signs.
If the penny is worthless then why are gas stations still using the 9/10 of a
penny signs?
When gas was 17 cents a gallon it made sense. But in today's economy?
Q: Why do gas stations always show their prices as
9/10 of a cent. Why don't they just round it up?
A: The Gasoline and Automotive Service
Association
says using nine-tenths as part of the price of gas is a marketing
technique.
For instance, $2.49 and 9/10 sounds cheaper than $2.50, and it reads better on a
sign.
To tell them that's Marketing Malarkey, go here info@gasda.org
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Classics From The Capital City
In the depth of winter, I finally learned
that within me there lay an invincible summer. Albert Camus
Accept no one's definition of your life, but define yourself. Harvey
Fierstein
At first dreams seem impossible, then improbable, then inevitable. Christopher
Reeve
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
When the only tool you own is a
hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
We can not always choose our path
in life,
but we can choose how we will walk in it - as victims or victors. Minnie
S. Davis
Jokes that go over like a lead
balloon
He has Van Gogh's ear for music. Billy
Wilder
(OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
"Why do you sit there
looking like an envelope without an address? Mark Twain
A picture is worth a thousand words.
But it uses up a thousand times more memory.
Lonnie Lonnquist Comedy HourWebsite The Writer's Block
Self-respect is the root of discipline: The
sense of dignity grows
with the ability to say no to oneself. Abraham Joshua Heschel
Faith...must be enforced by
reason...when faith becomes blind it dies. Mahatma Gandhi
I think of life itself now as a wonderful play that I've written for
myself
and so my purpose is to have the utmost fun playing my part. Shirley MacLaine
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