Did You Miss IT? Syttende Mai -
May 17, Norwegian Constitution Day
As Norwegians, we are
constantly asked what does Uff Da mean?
It can mean just about anything.
Here’s an example:
Ole & Sven were walking down the
street, when all of a sudden
Ole says “Uff da! There goes my vife wit my
girlfriend!”
Sven replied, “Uff da! Me too!”
Bad Joke Monday
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp
if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. Doug Larson
Age is an issue of mind over matter.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain
Instructions For Life
Everyone who has ever taken a shower has had an idea.
It's the
person who gets out of the shower, dries off,
and does something
about it that makes a difference. Nolan Bushnell
"Abandon your animosities and
make your sons Americans!" Robert E. Lee
Quote Of The Week
To be seventy years young is sometimes more
cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old. Oliver
Wendell Holmes Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The
Week:
John
Parker - A. G. -
http://www.parkermontana.com/
Thoughts While
Waiting For The Governors Conference
On Aging
Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years.
We grow old by deserting our ideals.
Years may wrinkle the skin,
but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. Samuel
Ullman
You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt;
as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear;
as young as your hope, as old as your despair. Douglas MacArthur
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Chili Davis
In youth the days are short and the years are long;
in old age the years are short and the days long. Nikita Ivanovich
Panin
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment
of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. Jim Fiebig
The years teach much which the days never knew. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut
you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. Sam Ewing
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Mark Twain
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Tip Of The Week
If you have the courage to begin, you have the courage to succeed. David Viscott
What They Are Saying About Gas Prices
We
never know the worth of water till the well is dry. Thomas Fuller
Another
way to solve the traffic problems of this country
is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways.
Will Rogers
Gasoline
prices are soaring through the stratosphere, and the Federal Trade
Commission,
which is supposed to be standing up for the consumer, ought to stop
playing footsie
with the oil companies and take steps to protect the American people.
Ron Wyden
Your
grandchildren will likely find it incredible - or even sinful -
that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes!
Paul MacCready, Jr.
Fifty Cents an Hour
The
Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquistwww.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
Classics From The Capital City
Youth is a wonderful thing.
What a crime to waste it on children. George
Bernard Shaw
Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.
A man is not old until regrets
take the place of dreams. John Barrymore
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were? Satchel Paige
Jokes that go over like a lead
balloon
Duct tape is like the force --
it has a light side, a dark side and holds the universe together.
I used to think I was
indecisive, but now I'm not sure
People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because
it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Leaders go down in history. Some farther down than others.
(OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
The first sign of maturity is
the discovery
that the volume knob also turns to the left. Jerry M.
Wright
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age. Victor Hugo
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look.
For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't
hurt.
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