Instructions For Life
When we do the best we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life,
or in the life of another. Helen Keller (Thanks James)
Quote Of The Week
We need a renaissance of wonder.
We need to renew, in our hearts and in
our souls, the deathless dream,
the eternal poetry, the perennial sense that life is miracle and magic. E.
Merrill Root
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Montana Retired Educators in Butte
A mind once stretched by a new idea
never regains its original dimensions. (Thanks Harv)
"Time is a great teacher, but
unfortunately it kills all its pupils." Hector Berlioz
Academy: A modern school where football is
taught. Ambrose Bierce
Education is a progressive discovery of our own
ignorance. Will Durant
Experience is a good school, but the fees are
high. Heinrich Heine
Experience is not what happens to you.
It is what you do with what happens to you.
Aldous
Huxley
"Who dares to teach must never cease to
learn." John Cotton Dana
"A teacher affects eternity; he can never
tell where his influence stops." Henry Brooks Adams
"What we want is to see the child in
pursuit of knowledge,
and not knowledge in pursuit of the child."
George
Bernard Shaw
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Tip Of The Week
I'm not happy, I'm cheerful. There's
a difference. A happy woman has no cares at all.
A cheerful woman has cares but has learned how to deal with them.
Beverly Sills
As A Rule Of Thumb
(http://rulesofthumb.org/) Teaching
Children
The more rules you have in the classroom, the more time you'll spend enforcing
them.
Fifty Cents an Hour
The
Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquistwww.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
Classics From The Capital City
There is work that is work and there is play that
is play;
there is play that is work and work that is play.
And in only one of these lie happiness. Gelett Burgess
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes
he got the biggest piece. Sherry Rothfield
For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair, let a child run his or her fingers through it once a
day.
For poise, walk with the knowledge that you'll never walk alone. Audrey
Hepburn
Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns.
I am thankful that thorns have roses. Allophones Karr
When you take a risk and step out of the norm, you run the risk and
sometimes you fail. But you only fail if you give up. J Peterman
Good manners make any man a pleasure to be with. Ask any woman. Peter Mayle
Jokes that go over like a lead
balloon
Why do grocery clerks make you pick paper or
plastic?
Because baggers can't be choosers. Jay Salinger
Polyunsaturated: A
dry parrot.
If a rabbit is raised indoors, would it be an ingrown hare? (OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday) Cheesy
Pick Up Lines - Have you heard one of these?
- Are you a surgeon? Cause you've
just taken my heart away!
- If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you,
I'd have five cents.
- It's not my fault I fell in love. You're the one who tripped me!
Lonnie Lonnquist Comedy HourWebsite
The Writer's Block
"Imagination is more important than
knowledge.
Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." Albert
Einstein
"Education is not the
answer to the question.
Education is the means to the answer to all questions." William
Allin
"Anyone can steer the
ship when the sea is calm." Publilius Syrus
"An educational system isn't worth a
great deal if it teaches young
people how to make a living but doesn't teach them how to make a life." Source Unknown
Fortune Cookie
To avoid sickness eat less; to
prolong life worry less. Chu Hui Weng Motivation CD - Fantastic
MorningBy Del Lonnquist
What They
Said
I think of life itself now as a wonderful play that
I've written for myself...
and so my purpose is to have the utmost fun playing my part. Shirley
MacLaine
Man does not live by a turkey in every oven or a color TV set in
every home. Man lives by faith and hope and love, by the star on the
horizon, by the trumpet that will not call retreat. E. Merrill Root
What a man is contributes much more to his happiness than what he
has, or how he is regarded by others. Arthur Schopenhauer
Self-respect is the root of discipline: The sense of dignity grows
with the ability to say no to oneself. Abraham Joshua Heschel
Happiness is essentially a state of going somewhere, wholeheartedly,
one-directionally, without regret or reservation. William H. Sheldon
Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.
Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize
they were the big things. Robert Brault
For me it is sufficient to have a corner by my hearth, a book and a
friend, and a nap undisturbed by creditors or grief. Fernandez de Andrada
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