If you think about
it, Adam had more
trouble than any of the rest of us buying his Father a gift for Father's Day. I
mean, what do you get somebody who's Everything?
Bad Joke Monday
Sign above the scale in a Mission Hills, CA,
doctor's office:
Pretend it's your IQ.
-0-
A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
Instructions For Life
The life of man is like a game with dice; if you
don't get the throw you want,
you must show your skill in making the best of the throw you get. Terence
Quote Of The Week
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies,
in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed,
those who are cold and are not clothed. Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S.
President
Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The
Week: Montana
Voices Oral History Project Over 60 interviews
Thoughts while enjoying the rain
Goodness is a special kind of truth and beauty.
It is truth and beauty in human behavior. H. A. Overstreet
Take time to laugh - it is the music of the soul. old English
prayer
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you will help
them become what they are capable of becoming. Von Goethe
It is a fine thing to have ability,
but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. Elbert
Hubbard
It is more important to know where you are going
than to get there quickly. Mabel Newcomber
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Tip Of The Week
In all affairs it's a healthy thing
now and then to hang a question mark
on the things you have long taken for granted. Bertrand Russell
Fifty Cents an HourThe
Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquistwww.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
Classics From The Capital City
It is good to dream, but it is better to dream and work.
Faith is mighty, but action with faith is mightier. Thomas Robert
Gaines
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they
will surprise you with their ingenuity. General George S. Patton
When you cannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced
courses of action you should take - choose the bolder. W.J. Slim
Power is the ability to do good things for others. Brooke Astor
I praise loudly; I blame softly. Catherine the Second
Oh Thank
You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
I 'm so nervous I could thread a sewing machine while it's
running. Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you
live. Send us
your favorite quote
Jokes that go over like a lead
balloon Dipsy Definitions Misty \mis'-tee\: How golfers create divots
Paradox \par'-u-doks\: Two physicians
Parasites \par'-uh-sites\: What you see from the top of the
EiffelTower
(OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday) Mother: "How do those car phones work when the sun goes
down?" Daughter: "It's cellular, Mother, not solar."
"May I go swimming, Mommy?"
"No, you may not. There are sharks here."
"But Daddy's swimming."
"He's insured."
This is not a novel to be tossed
aside lightly.
It should be thrown with great force. Dorothy Parker Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content.
Louis L'Amour
Every person takes the limits
of their own field of vision for the
limits of the world. Schopenhauer After two years in Washington,
I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood. Fred
Thompson
The wit makes fun of other persons;
the satirist makes fun of the world;
the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself
with people--
that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart,
but simply revealing their true nature. James Thurber
Pay no attention to what the critics
say,
Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic! Jean
Sibelius,
Fortune Cookie
He who smiles rather than rages is always the stronger. Motivation CD - Fantastic
MorningBy Del Lonnquist
What They
Said
Maturity is achieved when a person postpones
immediate pleasures for long-term values. Joshua L. Liebman
While getting dressed one morning, I decided I'd been spending too much
time on the computer,
when I caught myself checking the lower right corner of my makeup mirror
to see what time it was.
A committee is a cul-de-sac
down which ideas are lured and then
quietly strangled. Sir Barnett Cocks
It is amazing what you can accomplish
if you do not care who gets the
credit. Harry S Truman
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