Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the
agony of defeat.
Bad Joke Monday
"I told the
doctor I broke my leg in two places.
He told me to quit going to those places." Henny
Youngman ***
We spend the first six years teaching our children to walk and talk,
and the next 15 telling them to sit down and be quiet .
***
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person
to use the Internet and they won't bother you for week
Bumper Snicker - TIRED?
FATIGUED? DEPRESSED?
GET SOME SLEEP. (Thanks Torgy)
Quote Of The Week
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies,
in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed,
those who are cold and are not clothed. Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S.
President
Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The
Week: Montana
Voices Oral History Project Over 60 interviews
Thoughts while waiting for the
Governors Cup to
Start
Man is so made that whenever anything fires his
soul, impossibilities vanish.
Jean de la Fontaine
***
Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. Ruth
McKenney
***
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
***
Judge not the horse by his saddle. Chinese Proverb
***
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition
from mediocre minds. Albert Einstein
I have
always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice. Abraham Lincoln, 16th U.S. President (1809-1865)
***
There would be no society if living together depended upon understanding
each other. Eric Hoffer, philosopher and author (1902-1983)
Place
A Link To Your Web Site Here!
$100 Per Year
Use Pay Pal or Credit Card
Good Service
Tip Of The Week
There is a guaranteed way to get what
you want: want less.
What They Are Saying About Gas Prices
"There was a sign at the station near by my
house that said,
'We take Visa, Mastercard, Discover Card, and American
Express.'
After I filled up they took my Visa, Master Card, my Discover Card,
and my American Express." Jay Leno
"They said on the news tonight that if gas prices get any
higher,
we could see something totally unprecedented here in California.
People actually walking." Jay Leno
Fifty Cents an HourThe
Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquistwww.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
Classics From The Capital City
When my sister's husband
died, she went to the bank to put his affairs in order.
The young clerk looked up their joint account and then asked,
"Which of you is deceased?"
Accounting: a-one, a-two, a-three, a-four...
Love is grand; divorce is several hundred grand.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
There is a guaranteed way to get what you want: want less.
Oh Thank
You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
Works of imagination should be written in very plain
language; the more
purely imaginative they are the more necessary it is to be plain. Samuel Taylor Coleridge, poet and philosopher (1772-1834)
Jokes that go over like a lead
balloon Words That Aren't
- But Should Be
AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa
deks' trus) adj.
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your
toes.
ELBONICS (el bon' iks) n.
The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept
onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he
finally
decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.
LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n.
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly
that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.
(OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
Marijuana Issue Sent To A Joint Committee - Toronto Star headline
Publicize your business absolutely free! Send $6.
Entrepreneur Magazine ad
40% of female gas station employees in Metro Detroit are women,
up from almost none a year ago. Detroit News article
Lonnie Lonnquist Comedy HourWebsite The Writer's Block
Life is mostly froth and bubble, Two
things stand like stone,
Kindness in another's trouble, Courage in your own. Adam Lindsay
Gordon
The gem cannot be polished without friction,
nor man perfected without trials. Chinese Proverb
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. Henry David Thoreau, naturalist and author (1817-1862)
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend,
an acquaintance, or a stranger. Franklin P. Jones, businessman
(1887-1929)
Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter. John
Keats
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired
signifies,
in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed,
those who are cold and are not clothed. Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S.
President
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people
are works of art. Eleanor Roosevelt, diplomat and writer
(1884-1962)
Click
here for info
about
the
7th
Annual Townsend Cowboy Entertainer Gathering!! June 6th, 7th and 8th at the
Broadwater County High School Townsend Montana
Fortune Cookie
No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar. Motivation CD - Fantastic
MorningBy Del Lonnquist
What They
Said
But the freedom that they fought for, and the country grand they wrought for,
Is their monument to-day, and for aye. Thomas Dunn English
And they who for their country die shall fill an honored grave, for glory
lights the soldier's tomb, and beauty weeps the brave. Joseph Drake
Use Pay Pal or Credit Card
