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July 14,
2008  Our 11th year of service in Montana |  Make Montana Your Home Page

                                                              It's All About Nurses!
Nursing is an art:  and if it is to be made an art, it requires an exclusive devotion as hard a preparation, as any painter's or sculptor's work; for what is the having to do with dead canvas or dead marble, compared with having to do with the living body, the temple of God's spirit?  It is one of the Fine Arts:  I had almost said, the finest of Fine Arts.  Florence Nightingale

   Bad Joke Monday

Doctor: "Did you take the patient's temperature?"
Nurse: "No. Is it missing?"

Doctor: "Nurse, how is that little boy who swallowed ten quarters doing?"
Nurse: "No change yet."

Doctor: Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"
Pharmacist: "You mean aspirin?"
Doctor: "That's it, I can never remember that word."


 
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Instructions For Life 
Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important 
as a major operation by a surgeon.  Dag Hammarskjold

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Quote Of The Week 
Nurses are angels wearing Purple Crocs.  Lonnie

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         Thoughts While
Visiting The Hospital
Caring is the essence of nursing.  Jean Watson

Nurses can take the pressure.  ~Author Unknown

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, 
taking a place beside the physician and the priest.... William Osler

Nurses dispense comfort, compassion, 
and caring without even a prescription.  Val Saintsbury

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... 
nurses are rarely short on caring.  Sharon Hudacek

A nurse is compassion in scrubs.  Lexie Saige

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       Good Service Tip Of The Week
When you're a nurse you know that every day 
you will touch a life or a life will touch yours.  Author Unknown


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Nurses are the heartbeat of health care.  Author Unknown

After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.  W.C. Fields

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse.  Elizabeth Kenny

 

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  Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!

Nurses are I.V. leaguers.  Author Unknown

You Might Be a Nurse If ...

* When using a public restroom, you wash your hands with soap 
   for a full minute and turn off the faucets with your elbows.

* Your favorite dream is the one where you leave a mess 
   at a patient's bedside and tell a doctor to clean it up.

* Everyone, including complete strangers, 
   tells you about each and every ache and pain they have.

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You Might Be a Nurse If ...
* You can watch the goriest movie and eat anything afterwards, 
   even spaghetti with lots of tomato sauce.

* You use a plastic 30cc medicine cup for a shotglass.

     (OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
You Might Be a Nurse If ...
* You want to put your foot through the TV screen every time 
   you see a nurse on a soap opera doing nothing 
   but talking on the phone and flirting with doctors.

* You can almost SEE the germs on doorknobs and telephones.

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Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital.  Carrie Latet

Nurses - one of the few blessings of being ill.  ~Sara Moss-Wolfe

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. Carrie Latet

Nurses don't wait until October to celebrate Make a Difference Day - 
they make a difference every day!  Author Unknown

Always thank your nurse, 
Sometimes the only one between you and a hearse. Carrie Latet

    
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    Fortune Cookie
If love can't cure it, nurses can.

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What They Said
We squander health in search of wealth,  we sweat, and toil, and slave,
Then squander wealth in search of health,  and all we get's the grave.
 We brag about the things we own, we die and only get.....a stone." 
JSBodean

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