It's All About School! Why should society feel
responsible only for the education of children,
and not for the education of all adults of every age? Erich Fromm
Bad Joke Monday Teacher:
Maria, go to the map and find North America .
Maria :
Here it is. Teacher:
Correct. Now class, who discovered America? Thanks Doug & Stephen
Class:
Maria
Teacher:
John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John :You
told me to do it without using tables.
Teacher:
Glenn , how do you spell 'crocodile?'
Glen :
K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
Teacher:
No, that's not right.
Glen :It may not be right, but you asked me how I spell it.
Teacher:
Donald , what is the chemical formula for water?
Donnie :
H I J K L M N O.
Teacher:
What are you talking about?
Donnie
:Yesterday you said it's H to O.
Quote Of The Week
The
whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. ~Sydney J.
Harris Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The
Week: Montana
Voices Oral History Project Over 60 interviews
Thoughts While Waiting
For School To Start
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. Derek Bok
The object of education is to prepare the
young to educate themselves
throughout their lives. Robert Maynard Hutchins
Education is a better safeguard of
liberty than a standing army. Edward Everett
He who opens a school door, closes a prison. Victor Hugo
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Tip Of The Week
You can get all
A's and still flunk life. Walker Percy
Fifty Cents an HourThe
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Classics From The Capital City
Education aims to give you a boost up the ladder of
knowledge.
Too often, it just gives you a cramp on one of its rungs. Martin H.
Fischer
Education would be much more effective if its purpose was to ensure that
by the time they leave school every boy and girl should know how much they
do not know, and be imbued with a lifelong desire to know it. William
Haley
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including
the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. Doug Larson
Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. Malcolm
S. Forbes
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Proverbs 14:34
Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a disgrace to any people.
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Jokes that go over like a lead
balloon
A lot of church members who are singing
Standing on the Promises are
just Sitting on the Premises.
(OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
Things You
May Never
Hear in Church
- Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.
- I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
- Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
- I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!
- Since we're all here, let's start the service early.
- Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
Lonnie Lonnquist Comedy HourWebsite The Writer's Block
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation.
If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour,
she can hurt you. Erma Bombeck
Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to
school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day,
but that name was already taken. Bill Dodds
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