Instructions
For Life
The voice of conscience is so delicate that it is easy to
stifle it;
but it is also so clear that it is impossible to mistake it. -Madame De Stael,
Quote
Of The Week Never bear more than one trouble at a time.
Some people bear three kinds all they have had,
all they have now, and all they expect to have. Edward Everett Hale Montana
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Voices Oral History Project Over 60 interviews Thoughts
While Shaving Oh! that this too solid flesh would melt... William Shakespeare
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Alexander
Woollcott
Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it.
Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping
on the scales.
Let me put it this way.
According to my girth, I should be a 90 ft Redwood. Erma Bombeck
Children
are a great comfort in your old age -
and they help you to reach it faster, too. Lionel Kauffman
The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage.
Walter Page
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Mark Twain
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what
you like and let the food
fight it out inside. Mark Twain
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Fran Lebowitz
I
get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. Barry
Gray
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The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation
with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. Barbara
Pletcher
The reason most people never reach their goals is,
they don’t define them, learn about them, or even consider them as believable
or achievable. Winners can tell you where they're going, what they plan to do
along the way, and who will be sharing the adventure with them. Denis Waitley
Fifty
Cents an HourThe Builders and Boomtowns of
the Fort Peck Dam by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquistwww.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
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Better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing flawlessly. Robert
Schuller
It takes less time to do a thing right,
than it does to explain why you did it wrong. Longfellow Want
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know
this! Euphemisms
for being drunk: blitzed, blasted, blotto, cockeyed, crocked, ripped, looped, loaded,
leveled, wasted, wiped, soused, sozzled, smashed, and shnockered. Stewed, stinko,
stupid, tanked, totaled, tight, and tipsy. Not to mention feeling no pain, three
sheets to the wind, in one's cups, intoxicated, addlepated, and pixilated.
Bruce Weber The older you get, the
tougher it is to lose weight because
by then, your body and your fat are really
good friends.
Amazing!
You hang something
in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!
In order to discover new lands, one must be willing to
lose sight of the shore for a very long time. Andre Gide
Hold fast to the Bible as the anchor of your liberties;
write its precepts in your hearts, and practice them in your lives. Ulysses
S. Grant
The higher type of man clings to
virtue, the lower type of man clings to material comfort. The higher type
of man cherishes justice, the lower type of man cherishes the hope of favors to
be received. Confucius (551-479 BC)
Thought is the blossom; language the bud; action the fruit behind it. Emerson
Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns.
I am thankful that thorns have roses. Allophones Karr
We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing,
while others judge us by what we have already done. Longfellow
The potential of the average person is like a huge ocean unsailed,
a new continent unexplored, a world of possibilities waiting to be
released and channeled toward some great good. Brian Tracy
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