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Health
Care Reform - The Problem
We have a digital health care system and an analog congress
Thanks Dr. P
Bad Joke Monday
How do you keep people from stealing your bagels?
You put lox on them.
(Thanks Doug R.)
There is a great
need for a sarcasm font.
Instructions
For Life
Columbus found a world, and had no chart,
Save one that faith deciphered in the skies. George Santayana
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TWEET of the WEEK
Every ship that comes to America
got its chart from Columbus. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Thoughts
While Playing Blue Grass On The Banjo
A ship in harbor is safe -
but that is not what ships are for. John A. Shedd
One does not discover new lands without consenting
to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. André Gide
He completed the universe,
he achieved the physical unity of the globe. Lamartine
What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America,
that he ever mentioned it. Margot Asquith
Quote
Of The Week
When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America
before the white man came, an Indian said simply, "Ours."
Vine Deloria, Jr.
Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
Illegal aliens have always been a problem
in the United States. Ask
any Indian. Robert Orben
I totally
take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
Pennyman - Economic
Terrorist
By Lonnie Lonnquist,
iA novel about
a
Montana talk show host who
has a plan to keep
jobs from going overseas.
Read The First
Two Chapters of Pennyman here
Good
Service Tip Of The Week
Many great ideas have been lost because the people who had them
could not
stand being laughed at. Author Unknown
Classics From The Capital City
Whose indomitable spirit
changed the face of the earth for us. Edmund Arthur Helps
He gave the world another world. George Santayana
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Proverbs
28:2
When a country is rebellious, it has many rulers,
but a man of understanding and knowledge maintains order.
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Fifty
Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of
the Fort Peck Dam
A great Montana book by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know
this!
Columbus went around the world in 1492.
That isn't a lot of strokes
when you consider the course. Lee Trevino
The Writer's Block
- Editing is a rewording activity
It's Government
The nearest thing to immortality
in this world is a government bureau. General Johnson
I do not rule Russia; ten thousands clerks do. Nicholas I
(1796-1855)
Guidelines for Bureaucrats: (1) When in charge ponder.
(2) When in trouble delegate. (3) When in doubt mumble. James H.
Boren
Fortune
Cookie(s) 1st rule of politics
It is better to do and not promise than promise and not do
OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
How about a constitutional amendment that
declares
anything said in a campaign commercial to be under oath?
As
long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
Anything preying on my mind would starve to death.
Anything is possible, unless it's not.
Montana
Road Report
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Great Job MDOT!
The
Final Word From Herb Treebranch
Attitude is the mind's paintbrush, it can color any situation.
Why is it that all of the instruments seeking intelligent
life in the universe are pointed away from Earth?" Anonymous
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. Francis Bacon
Perseverance
is a great element of success. If you only knock long
enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. Longfellow
Anyone Without a Sense of Humor is at the Mercy of the Rest of Us!
The best things in life aren't things. Art Buchwald
Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month: Pennyman.MtSky.com
Read The First
Two Chapters of Pennyman here
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