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Be
led by the cloud, not by the smog.
Senate
Finance Committee Health Reform Bill
S. 1796 = 1,502 pages Read It Here
Bad Joke Monday
Where
are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
A society of sheep must in time beget a government
of wolves
If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL!
TRY THIS ONE ON THE KIDS TONIGHT
What did
the acorn say after it grew up? "Gee-om-e-tree.
Instructions
For Life
CDC
- H1N1 Swine Flu Home page
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Herb Treebranch Sings
The Montana Rusty Old Rail Car Blues
It's about all those rusty rail
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TWEET of the WEEK
Math teachers really know how to make the little things
count.
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Tweet of the Week
- We'll use it here
Thoughts
While Listening To NON-NEWS On TV
(Balloon Boy & Rush Limbashing)
Tis the business of little
minds to shrink,
but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his
conduct,
will pursue his principles unto death. Paine
This is not a
battle between the United States of America and terrorism, but between the
free and democratic world and terrorism. Tony Blair
Twenty
Something -- The cost of a sitter for Saturday night.
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. Henry Winkler
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Ingenuity,
plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. Bob Richards
Men have become the tools of their tools. Henry David Thoreau
I object to people running down the future.
I am going to live all the rest of my life there. Charles F Kettering
There are some days I practice positive thinking,
and other days I'm not positive I am thinking. John M. Eades
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Martin Mull
PUZZLE OF THE WEEK
ECNALG (Answer at bottom of page)
Quote
Of The Week
Pain nourishes
courage. You can't be brave if you've only had
wonderful things happen to you.Mary Tyler Moore
Not a day passes over this earth but men and women of note do great
deeds, speak great words and suffer noble sorrows.Charles Reed
Failure is only postponed success as long as courage coaches
ambition. The habit of persistence is the habit of victory. Herbert
Kaufman
When we tire of well-worn ways, we seek for new. This restless
craving in the souls of men spurs them to climb, and to seek the
mountain view. Ella Wheeler Wilcox
To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given
a chance
to create, is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is the gravy. Davis
Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
SOUND ADVICE: 90% sound, 10%
advice
The first adding machines were so successful, they began to multiply.
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!
Pennyman - Economic
Terrorist
By Lonnie Lonnquist,
A novel about
a
Montana talk show host who
has a plan to keep
jobs from going overseas.
Read The First
Two Chapters of Pennyman here
Good
Service Tip Of The Week
Many great ideas have been lost because the people who had them
could not
stand being laughed at. Author Unknown
Classics From The Capital City
Q. What do you get when you
cross Bambi with a ghost?
A. Bamboo
Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A. It's a pain in the neck.
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Proverbs
25:26
Like a muddied spring or a
polluted well
is a righteous man who gives way to the wicked.
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Fifty
Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of
the Fort Peck Dam
A great Montana book by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know
this!
What did one magnet say to
the other?
I find you very attractive.
The Writer's Block
- Editing is a rewording activity
Life is short. Be swift to
love! Make haste to be kind! Henri Amiel
Normal
people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features
yet.
Boxing great Jake LaMotta said of his old friend Gerry Cooney:
There's nothing I won't do for him, and there's nothing he won't do for
me.
So we go through life doing nothing for each other.
Fortune
Cookie
We swallow with one gulp the
lie that flatters us,
and drink drop by drop the truth which is bitter to us. Denis Diderot
TODAY'S
TECH TERM: tick-tock tech (noun)
Used to describe old and outdated computers that are still in use.
OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
How is it possible to have a civil war?
Inside every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out. Unknown
Montana
Road Report
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Great Job MDOT!
The
Final Word From Herb Treebranch
A good advertisement should be like a
good sermon; it must not only
comfort the afflicted, it must also afflict the comfortable. B.Fitzgibbon
Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month: Pennyman.MtSky.com
Read The First
Two Chapters of Pennyman here
Puzzle
answer "A backwards glance.
101
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