Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions -
it only guarantees equality of opportunity. Irving Kristol

Bad Joke Monday
Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.

Maytag is my middle name; I'm an agitator.

Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

Instructions For Life
Life leaps like a geyser for those willing to drill
through the rock of inertia. Carrel

Brand New on YOU TUBE Herb Treebranch Sings
The Montana Rusty Old Rail Car Blues

            TWEET of the WEEK
Character is what you are.
Reputation is what people think you are.

Send in your best Tweet of the Week - We'll use it here

Thoughts While Shaving
Let us move on, and step out boldly, though it be into the night,
and we can scarcely see the way. Charles B. Newcomb

I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day,
a fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic waiting
somewhere behind the morning. J. B. Priestly

It is better by noble boldness to run the risk of being subject
to half the evils we anticipate than to remain in cowardly
listlessness for fear of what might happen.     Herodotus

The greatest glory is not in never falling
but in rising up every time we fall. Confucius

"Yesterday is a canceled check.
Tomorrow is a promissory note.
Today is cash spend it wisely."

People often say that motivation doesn’t last.
Well, neither does bathing;
that's why we recommend it daily. Zig Ziglar

Quote Of The Week
"The world is a dangerous place to live,
not because of the people who are evil,
but because of the people who don't do anything about it." Einstein

Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
For every person with a spark of brilliance,
you'll find a dozen with ignition trouble.

Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month: Pennyman.MtSky.com
Read The First Two Chapters of Pennyman here
Pennyman - Economic Terrorist By Lonnie Lonnquist,
is a novel about a Montana talk show host who has a plan
to keep jobs from going overseas.

Good Service Tip Of The Week
I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers
his enemies, for the hardest victory is over self. Aristotle, philosopher

Classics From The Capital City
Haile Selassie Said:
Throughout history,
it has been the inaction of those who could have acted;
the indifference of those who should have known better;
the silence of the voice of justice when it mattered most;
that has made it possible for evil to triumph.

Western Family TV Channel 34 (Over The Air)
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                  Proverbs 11:14
For lack of guidance a nation falls,
but many advisers make victory sure.
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Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
A great Montana book by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com

       Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
How to play Happy Birthday on your phone by pressing the buttons.
112163 - 112196 - 11#9632 - 969363 (Don't sing along if you're at work!)

     The Writer's Block - Editing is a rewording activity
For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these,
'It might have been'." John Greenleaf Whittier

"You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers.
You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions." Naguib Mahfouz

"You can outdistance that which is running after you,
but not what is running inside you." Rwandan Proverb

    101 Local - Regional - National - World Wide News Links

Fortune Cookie(s)
Always keep your words soft and sweet,
just in case you have to eat them.

OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
Man on the street corner with sign.
"Please help. I'm self-unemployed."

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo.
Are you stringing me along!

Did you hear about the guy who blamed arithmetic for his divorce.
His wife put two and two together

Montana Road Report - Great Job MDOT!

The Final Word From Herb Treebranch
Attitude is the mind's paintbrush, it can color any situation.

Why is it that all of the instruments seeking intelligent
life in the universe are pointed away from Earth?" Anonymous

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. Francis Bacon

Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long
enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. Longfellow

Anyone Without a Sense of Humor is at the Mercy of the Rest of Us!

The best things in life aren't things. Art Buchwald

101 Local - Regional - National - World Wide News Links

We Do Websites, Call us at 406-495-9554 Fortune@MtSky.com

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Liberal
Air America
Democracy Now
Pro Publica

Conservative
Sean Hannity
Rush Limbaugh
Bill O'Reilly
Michael Savage
World Net Daily

Good Web Sites
Fort Peck Boomtowns
Lonnie Lonnquist Comedy
Written By Jas
Chemo Heads .com
JCTV Ch 34
JoniRodgers.com
YNOP Radio
Need Him? * The Bible
Western Family TV Group

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Enterprises
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Good Local Sites
Aaron's Log Furniture

Abbey Carpet

Advanced Spinal Fitness

Bob Pancich PrePaid
Legal Service

Campfire Culture
Roland Cheek

BestBuyBooks

Cowboy Poet Mike Logan

Deer-D-Fence

H & H Trikes Inc

Greenway Enterprises

Judd
Accounting Service

Piccolos Music

Tizer Gardens

Northwest
Trikes & Sidecars

ShipGooder
Shipping Calculator

101 Local, State &
National News
& Information Sources

Motivation CD -
Fantastic Morning
By Del Lonnquist