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Bad Joke Monday
Doctor: "Did you take the patient's temperature?"
Nurse: "No. Is it missing?"
Doctor: "How is the little boy who swallowed ten quarters
doing?"
Nurse: "No change yet."
Doctor: Do you have
any acetylsalicylic acid?"
Pharmacist: "You mean aspirin?"
Doctor: "That's it, I can never remember that word."
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In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a
scarce man, and brave,
and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him,
for then it costs nothing to be a patriot. Mark Twain
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In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. José Narosky
This nation will remain the land of the free
only so long as it is the home of the brave. Elmer Davis
Freedom is never free. ~Author Unknown
I think there is one higher office than president
and I would call that patriot. Gary Hart
When our perils are past, shall our gratitude sleep? George
Canning
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget
that the highest appreciation is not to utter words,
but to live by them. John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Valor is stability, not of legs and arms,
but of courage and the soul. Michel de Montaigne
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It is easy to take liberty for granted,
when you have never had it taken from you. Dick
Cheney
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But the freedom that they fought for, and the country
grand they wrought for, Is their monument to-day, and for aye. Thomas
Dunn English
Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
Our online investments are growing too slowly.
We need to get a faster computer.
Pennyman - Economic
Terrorist
By Lonnie Lonnquist,
A novel about
a
Montana talk show host who
has a plan to keep
jobs from going overseas.
Read The First
Two Chapters of Pennyman
A
book for Patriots
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He is a man of sense who does not grieve for what he has not,
but rejoices in what he has. Epictetus
Classics From The Capital City
I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask,
"Mother, what was war?" Eve Merriam
Lord, bid war's trumpet cease;
Fold the whole earth in peace.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
How important it is for us to recognize
and celebrate our heroes and she-roes! Maya Angelou ><>
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Proverbs
13:11
Dishonest money dwindles away,
but he who gathers money little by little makes it grow.
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Fifty
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the Fort Peck Dam
A great Montana book by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know
this!
A "gelotologist" is a person who studies
laughter
The names of the Cisco Kid and
Pancho's horses
from the old Cisco Kid TV show were 'Diablo' and 'Loco.'
The Writer's Block
- Editing is a rewording activity
When eating bamboo sprouts,
remember the man who planted them. Chinese Proverb
The most persistent sound which reverberates through men's history
is the beating of war drums. Arthur Koestler
How far that little candle throws his beams!
So shines a good deed in a weary world.
William Shakespeare
Fortune
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
You have the Midas touch. Everything you
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Montana
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The
Final Word From Herb Treebranch
The more we sweat in peace the less we bleed in war. Vijaya
Lakshmi Pandit
Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong
desire to live taking the form of readiness to die. G.K.
Chesterton
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