"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that
I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States,
and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the
Constitution of the United States."
Presidential
Quote (Verified For Use In Legislative Speeches) "I pray Heaven to bestow the best of blessing on this house and on all that shall hereafter inhabit it. May none but
honest and wise men ever rule under this roof!" John Adams
Bad
Joke Monday
"You ain't learnin' nothin' when you're talkin'." Lyndon Baines
Johnson
"The goal to strive for is a poor government but a rich
people." Andrew Johnson
Instructions
For Life "To be prepared for war is one of the most effectual means
of
preserving the peace. George Washington Jan. 8, 1790
"As to the Presidency, the two happiest days of my life were
those of
my entrance upon the office and my surrender of it." Martin Van Buren
Quote
Of The Week
"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or
that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only
unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American
public." Theodore Roosevelt Lonnie Lonnquist
Motivation/Comedy - Fairs,
Festivals, Conventions
Thoughts While Waiting
To Testify On HB 29
"Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force!
Like fire,
it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master." George Washington
"Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth. George Washington
"A pen is certainly an excellent instrument to
fix a man's attention
and to inflame his ambition." John Adams
"Let every sluice of knowledge be open and set a-flowing." John Adams
"The happiness of society is the end of government." John Adams
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Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
"If the rabble were lopped off at one end and the aristocrat at the
other,
all would be well with the country." Andrew Johnson
Good
Service Tip Of The Week
"It is now true that this is God's Country, if equal rights—a fair
start and an equal chance in the race of life are everywhere secured to
all." Rutherford B. Hayes
Classics
From The Capital City "If anyone tells you that America's best days
are behind her,
they're looking the wrong way." George W. Bush
"The United States is the best and fairest
and most decent nation on
the face of the earth." George W. Bush
"Don't try to fine-tune somebody else's view." George
W. Bush
"I want a kinder, gentler nation." George W. Bush
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Proverbs 25:26
Like a muddied spring or a polluted well
is a righteous man who gives way to the wicked.
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this! "We are a nation that has a government—not the other way around.
And
that makes us special among the nations of the earth." Ronald
Reagan
"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall." Ronald Reagan
OWIM
(Oh Well It’s Monday)
"A little flattery will support a man through great fatigue."
James Monroe
The Writer's Block
"The prudent capitalist will never adventure his capital . . . if
there exists a state of uncertainty as to whether the Government will repeal
tomorrow what it has enacted today." William Henry Harrison
"A decent and manly examination of the acts of the Government should be
not only tolerated, but encouraged." William Henry Harrison
"But I contend that the strongest
of all governments is that which is
most free." William Henry Harrison
"Popularity, I have always thought, may aptly be compared to a
coquette—the more you woo her, the more apt is she to elude your
embrace." William Henry Harrison
"Wealth can only be accumulated by the earnings
of industry and the
savings of frugality." William Henry Harrison
"Here lies the body of my good horse, 'The General.' For twenty years
he bore me around the circuit of my practice, and in all that time he never
made a blunder.
Would that his master could say the same!" John Tyler
Good
Service Tip Of The Week