Bad Joke Monday
In the 1950's, the average hospital stay for heart attack patients was
more than six weeks.  In 1986, it was 12 days.  Today, it's 5 days

All I want in life is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

                 Instructions For Life
Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, 
victory however long and hard the road may be;
for without victory there is no survival. Winston Churchill

            TWEET of the WEEK 
Constantly voting for the lesser of two evils
is still voting for evil. Garcia
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Send in your best Tweet of the Week - We'll use it here

   Thought While Waiting For The Snow To End
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 
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If voting changed anything, they'd abolish it.
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Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than
Christianity has made them good. 
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The margin is narrow, but the responsibility is clear.   John F. Kennedy
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Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, 
under the same high sanction,
though in a different sphere, exercises a public trust.  Cleveland

    Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
The simplest toy, which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent

Grin! It makes "them" wonder!

            Pennyman - Economic Terrorist 
By Lonnie Lonnquist,  
A novel about a Montana talk show host who
has a plan to keep jobs from going overseas. 
Read The First Two Chapters of Pennyman 
A book for Patriots

Good Service Tip Of The Week
Victory has a hundred fathers, but defeat is an orphan.   Thomas Campbell

          Classics From The Capital City
A bit of fragrance always clings to the hand that gives you roses.
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Our peace must be a peace of victors, not of the vanquished. 
General Ferdinand Foch
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Victory is a thing of the will. General Ferdinand Foch
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The people who remained victorious were less like conquerors than conquered.
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The most dangerous moment comes with victory. Napoleon Bonaparte
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                 Proverbs 13:18 
He who ignores discipline comes to poverty and shame,
but whoever heeds correction is honored
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                Fifty Cents an Hour  
The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
A great Montana book by Helena author/historian
Lois Lonnquist  www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com

       Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
                                  The Latest TV Sports Terms
Superficial:  A really good referee
Beleaguered:  Stuck in the semipros
Hermit:  Girl's baseball glove
Saturnine:  Baseball team that plays on weekends
Truncate:  Tailgate party given by a compact-car owner
Wrinkle:  A small hockey arena
Haiku:  Signal to center from a Japanese quarterback 

     The Writer's Block - Editing is a rewording activity
One may know how to gain a victory, 
and know not how to use it.

             Fortune Cookie(s)
A bad worker quarrels with his tools.

             OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was inter-viewing a prospective student,
"Why have you chosen this career?" he asked.
"I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the student replied.
"Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the dean much impressed.
 "No," replied the applicant. "But he always dreamed of it."

                The Final Word From Herb Treebranch
The last American president to sport facial hair was 
William Howard Taft, who left office in 1913. He had a mustache.

Reaction Time Test For Drivers (Thanks Carl P.)

Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month: Pennyman.MtSky.com
Read The First Two Chapters of Pennyman here

We Do Websites, Call us at 406-495-9554  Fortune@MtSky.com

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