Bad Joke Monday   Today Is The First Day Of Winter

I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, 
they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.  Will Rogers

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring.  W.J. Vogel

                 Instructions For Life
Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.  
From the movie An Affair to Remember

            TWEET of the WEEK 
In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy.  William Blake

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   Thoughts For The Shortest Day Of The Year
Spring, summer, and fall fill us with hope; 
winter alone reminds us of the human condition.  Mignon McLaughlin

Winter either bites with its teeth or lashes with its tail.  Proverb

The color of springtime is in the flowers, 
the color of winter is in the imagination.  Ward Elliot Hour

    Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm 
as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat. 

Grin! It makes "them" wonder!

            Pennyman - Economic Terrorist 
By Lonnie Lonnquist,  
A novel about a Montana talk show host who
has a plan to keep jobs from going overseas. 
Read The First Two Chapters of Pennyman 
A book for Patriots

           Good Service Tip Of The Week
Victory has a hundred fathers, but defeat is an orphan.   Thomas Campbell

          Classics From The Capital City
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, 
everything is softer and more beautiful.  Norman Vincent Peale

Christmas is a time when you get homesick
even when you're home.  Carol Nelson

He who has not Christmas in his heart 
will never find it under a tree.  Roy L. Smith

Christmas, children, is not a date.  
It is a state of mind.  Mary Ellen Chase

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Oh! lovely voices of the sky,  Which hymned the Saviour's birth,
Are ye not singing still on high,  Ye that sang, "Peace on earth"?  Felicia Hemans
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                Fifty Cents an Hour  
The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
A great Montana book by Helena author/historian
Lois Lonnquist  www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com

       Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
I like these cold, gray winter days.  
Days like these let you savor a bad mood.  Bill Watterson

Every mile is two in winter.  George Herbert

     The Writer's Block - Editing is a rewording activity
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: 
the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.  Burton Hillis

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.  W.T. Ellis

For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas.  
Christmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, 
a time of good cheer, home.  W.J. Ronald Tucker

Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve.  
Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age.  Carrie Latet

             Fortune Cookie(s)
Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas 
if you stop opening presents and listen. 

             OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.  Mark Twain

                The Final Word From Herb Treebranch
Christmas is not as much about 
opening our presents as opening our hearts.  Janice Maeditere

Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles.

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