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January 26, 2009  Our 12th year of service in Montana |  Make Montana Your Home Page

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  Presidential Quote (Verified For Use In Legislative Speeches)
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: 
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. 
And if it stops moving, subsidize it."  Ronald Reagan

Bad Joke Monday
Q.
What does the Montana Dentist Of The Year get?   
A. 
A little plaque

The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.  Thanks Doug & Stephen

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, 
but it turned out to be an optical
Aleutian D & S

She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.  D & S

  Instructions For Life
"Good times or bad times, there will always be advertising. 
In good times people want to advertise; in bad times they have to."  Bruce Barton

Sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center: 'Keep off the Grass.'

  Lonnie Lonnquist - Motivation/Comedy For Dinners - Special Events

Printer Jams
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

Quote Of The Week 
Governments should not possess instruments of coercion and violence
denied to their citizens.  Edgar A. Suter


    
Lonnie Lonnquist Motivation/Comedy -
Fairs, Festivals, Conventions

        
        Montana Road Report - Great Job MDOT!
   
Everything you need to know about Montana Winter Roads. 

 
Thoughts While Waiting To 
Entertain Helena Area Retired Educators
The best argument against democracy
is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.  Winston Churchill

No man is good enough to govern another man
without that other's consent.  Abraham Lincoln

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?  Will Rogers

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft.  
Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.  Will Rogers

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         Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
                 
Newspaper Headline

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. Police are looking into it.

       Good Service Tip Of The Week
Things you'll never hear the Majority Leader say:

"Transmittal Day is just a general time to shoot for. 
It's not like I'm running a prison around here."

"It's okay, I used to skip hearings a lot, too"

"Just leave all the lights on, it makes the Capitol look more cheery"

"Go ahead and introduce a few more bills,
 I'll be glad to extend the session a couple of weeks."

         Send us your Sales Or Service Tip

Fifty Cents an Hour
The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
A great Montana book by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist  www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com

       
Classics From The Capital City
Things A Mom Would Never Say ...

"Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve"

You don't have to wear overshoes, it won't snow today.

Of course you don't have to eat your veggies, I never did.

  Want something better for the kids? Western Family TV has it. Channel 34
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Proverbs 12:20
There is deceit in the hearts of those who plot evil,
but joy for those who promote peace.
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. 
One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Send us your favorite quote

           OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

If you sing in the shower are you singing AquaPella?

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes  in Tide?
Because it's too cold  "out tide!"

     
The Writer's Block

Our political institutions work remarkably well.  They are designed to clang against each other.  The noise is democracy at work.  Michael Novak

I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work.  
Of course it doesn't work.  We are supposed to work it.  Woollcott

It's not the voting that's democracy; it's the counting.  Tom Stoppard

    
101 Local - Regional - National - World Wide News Links

    Fortune Cookie
"The price of freedom is eternal vigilance."  Thomas Jefferson.

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     Motivation CD - Fantastic Morning By Del Lonnquist

    
The Final Word From Treebranch
The man who survived pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

How do you identify a bald eagle?
All his feathers are combed over to one side.

The difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple.
If you use the short form, the government gets your money.
If you use the long form, the tax advisor gets your money.

Morning Coffee Jig Saw Puzzle  
 
Puzzles For Kids (Adults too) | Literature Trivia Games

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