Presidential
Quote Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to
compromise whenever you can. Point out to them how the nominal
winner is often a real loser - in fees, expenses, and waste of time. As a
peacemaker the lawyer has a superior opportunity of being a good man.
There will still be business enough. Abraham Lincoln
Bad
Joke Monday Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in
more places.
A true friend is one that lets his grass grow as tall as his neighbor's.
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Quote
Of The Week
The Worst Political
Prediction Ever:
"There is as much chance of repealing the 18th amendment on
prohibition of alcohol, as there is for a hummingbird to fly to the Planet
Mars
with the Washington Monument tied to its tail." Senator Morris Sheppard, Texas, author of the 18th Amendment. Lonnie Lonnquist
Motivation/Comedy - Fairs,
Festivals, Conventions
Thoughts While Waiting
For Groundhog Day
The groundhog is like most other prophets;
it delivers its prediction and then disappears. Bill Vaughn
To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. W.J. Vogel
Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
I was just thinking, if it is really a religion
with these nudist colonies,
they sure must turn in to atheists in the wintertime. Will Rogers
Good
Service Tip Of The Week The C.R.E.E.D of Excellence Care more than others
think is wise. Risk more than others think
is safe. Expect more than others think
is possible. Enthuse more than others
think is proper. Dream more than others think
is practical. Let this be your creed and you will attain excellence in all you
do!
Inspired by a message from Diana Sacramento
Classics
From The Capital City
If you haven't any charity in your
heart,
you have the worst kind of heart trouble. Bob Hope
Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up. Jesse
Jackson
A good character is the best tombstone. Those who loved you and were
helped
by you will remember you when forget-me-nots have withered.
Carve your name on hearts, not on marble. Charles H. Spurgeon
Want
something better for the kids? Western
Family TV has it. Channel 34
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Proverbs 24:2
There is deceit in the hearts of those who plot evil,
but joy for those who promote peace.
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this! The longest
one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
"Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in
the letters "mt".
OWIM
(Oh Well It’s Monday)
Talk is cheap
... except when Congress does it.
The inherent vice of capitalism is
the unequal sharing of the blessings.
The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. Winston
Churchill The Writer's Block
Something that has always puzzled me all my
life is why,
when I am in special need of help, the good deed is usually done by
somebody on whom I have no claim. William Feather
Real charity doesn't care if it's tax-deductible or not. Dan
Bennet
Fortune
Cookie
A hero is a man who does what he can. There are two ways of exerting one's strength:
one is pushing down, the other is pulling up.
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Final Word From Treebranch
Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no
regret,
for I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true. Robert
Brault
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. Author
Unknown
Today, give a stranger one of your smiles.
It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.
Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you -
not because they are nice, but because you are. ~Author Unknown
What this world needs is a new kind of army -
the army of the kind. Cleveland Amory
If you want others to be happy, practice compassion.
If you want to be happy, practice compassion. Dalai Lama
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