Bad
Joke Monday
Trans-mital Day Feb. 26th: Trans is a Latin noun or prefix, meaning "on the
opposite side".
No one knows what "mital" means.
Monday Feb. 16, 9am, Senate Judiciary Room 303 - SB 400
Laslovich Sponsor Lobbyist's Cell phone rings. Chairman Perry "Make mine a jelly roll, anyone else have a
preference?"
Over
Heard in the Capitol Cafeteria
Lobbyist: "Are you in favor of the ban on cell phones while
driving?"
Legislator: "Yes I am, I almost got run over by a driver talking on a
Cell phone." Lobbyist: "Where did it happen?"
Legislator: "At WalMart, he was
driving an electric cart down the canned fruit aisle.
I jumped onto the frozen turkey cooler and
he missed me!"
Instructions
For Life TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE DURING HEARINGS!
Thoughts
While Waiting To Testify On SB 405
Lobbyists are like salesmen
who go on answering questions that no one has asked them. (Ed)
What is a Proponent? A person who knows the value of everything and the price of nothing.
What is an Opponent?
A person who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Education is what you get
from reading the small print;
experience is what you get from not reading it.
You can tell more about a person by what he says about others
than you can by what others say about him. Leo Aikman
The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it. George Orwell
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there
are
two kinds of people in the world and those who don't. Benchley
Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
Some people are born on third base
and go through life thinking they hit a triple. Switzer Good
Service Tip Of The Week Life can only be understood backwards;
but it must be lived forwards. Kierkegaardson
Classics
From The Capital
What this country needs is more free speech worth listening to. Duckett
The significant problems we have cannot be
solved
at the same level of thinking with which we created them. Einstein
Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else? James
Thurber
Want
something better for the kids? Western
Family TV has it. Channel 34
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Proverbs 14:23 All hard work brings a profit, but mere talk leads only to poverty.
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this!
Television is the first truly democratic
culture, the first culture available
to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people want. Clive Barnes
OWIM
(Oh Well It’s Monday)
"It is impossible to defeat an
ignorant person in argument." William G. McAdoo The Writer's Block
Writing is not necessarily something to be
ashamed of,
but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards. Robert Heinlein
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist,
it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard
of nonconformity. Bill Vaughan
With the cost of food and health care skyrocketing,
AARP recently launched
AARP RealRelief, an online resource
to help people weather these tough economic times. Check out these
resources also: SNAP
Nutrition Assistance
for Montana residents having trouble purchasing food for the family
Good
Service Tip Of The Week