Bad
Joke Monday A friendis
one who has the same enemies as you have. Lincoln
A woman is the
only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me. A.
Lincoln
Instructions
For Life
Let us have faith that right makes might; and in that faith let us to the end,
dare to do our duty as we understand it. Lonnie Lonnquist
- Motivation/Comedy For
Dinners
- Special Events
Printer Jams And in the end it's not the
years in your life that count.
It's the life in your years. A. Lincoln
Quote
Of The Week
The shepherd drives the
wolf from the sheep for which the sheep thanks
the shepherd as his liberator, while the wolf denounces him for the same
act
as the destroyer of liberty. Plainly, the sheep and the wolf are not
agreed
upon a definition of liberty. A. Lincoln Lonnie Lonnquist
Motivation/Comedy - Fairs,
Festivals, Conventions
Thoughts While Waiting
For Lincoln's Birthday All quotes By Abe Lincoln
Truth is generally the best vindication against
slander.
Beware of rashness, but with energy
and
sleepless vigilance go forward and give us victories.
Men are not flattered by being shown that
there has been a
difference of purpose between the Almighty and them.
In giving freedom to the slave we assure
freedom to the free -
honorable alike in what we give and what we preserve.
I shall try to correct errors when shown
to be errors,
and I shall adopt new views so fast as they shall appear to be true views.
Why should there not be a patient
confidence in the ultimate justice
of the people? Is there any better or equal hope in the world?
You can fool some of the people all of
the time, and all of the people
some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
That this nation, under God, shall have a
new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people,
for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
I pray that our Heavenly Father may
assuage the anguish of your bereavement
and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and
the
solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice
upon the altar of freedom.
Jokes that go over like a lead balloon You have to do your own
growing
no matter how tall your grandfather was. A.
Lincoln
Nobody has ever expected me to be president. In my
poor, lean lank
face nobody has ever seen that any cabbages were sprouting. A.
Lincoln
Good
Service Tip Of The Week
Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who
hustle.
Classics
From The Capital City (More
Lincoln Quotes)
A house divided against
itself cannot stand.
All I am, or can be, I owe to my angel mother.
All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a
flower wherever
the flower would grow in thought and mind.
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.
Allow the president to invade a neighboring nation,
whenever he shall deem it necessary to repel an invasion, and you allow
him to do so whenever he may
choose to say he deems it necessary for such a purpose -
and you allow him to make war at pleasure.
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed
is more important than any other.
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make
friends of them?
America will never be destroyed from the outside.
If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed
ourselves.
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Proverbs 25
A word aptly spoken is like apples of gold in settings of
silver.
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this! Avoid popularity if you
would have peace. A. Lincoln
OWIM
(Oh Well It’s Monday) Better to remain
silent and be thought a fool
than to speak out and remove all doubt. A. Lincoln The Writer's Block Any people anywhere,
being inclined and having the power,
have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government,
and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable -
a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe,
is to liberate the world. A. Lincoln
Fortune
Cookie Everybody likes a
compliment. A. Lincoln *******************************
The C.R.E.E.D of Excellence Care more than others
think is wise. Risk more than others think
is safe. Expect more than others think
is possible. Enthuse more than others
think is proper. Dream more than others think
is practical. Let this be your creed and you will attain excellence in
all you do!
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