During the constitutional convention in
1787 when it was proposed that the National Army be limited to 3,000 men, George
Washington whispered from his presiding chair," Then we
should have another article providing that no foreign nation with an army
exceeding 3,000 men be allowed to invade."
Bad
Joke Monday
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"Dew it yourself."
The proper response to "Good
morning", is not "Prove it!" INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE Winston Churchill, the great British prime minister, said,
"Success is going from failure to failure without loss of
enthusiasm." Over
Heard in the Capitol Cafeteria Over
Heard in the Capitol Cafeteria
Legislator: Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Lobbyist: Yeah I know, Giving up is what makes it permanent. Lonnie Lonnquist
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The Past
Forget past mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what
you're going to do now and do it. William Durant Printer Jams
Ever notice that you have to get to church pretty early
to find a seat in the back row?
Thoughts
While Waiting To Get STIMULATED Blood alone moves the wheels of history. Martin
Luther
Life consists not in holding good cards
but in playing those you hold well. Josh Billings
Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given
set of circumstances, to choose one's own way. Viktor Frankl,
Holocaust survivor
A well-spent day brings happy sleep. Leonardo da Vinci
Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
You have to take the bad with the good,
but you can gripe about the proportions.
If money talks, my wallet is whispering.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
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Instead of always harping on a man's faults, tell him of his virtues.
Try to pull him out of his rut of bad habits. Hold up to him his better self,
his real self that can dare and do and win out.
Why do they waste all that money installing 15 checkout lines
and then only use two?
The squeaky wheel doesn't always get greased;
sometimes it gets replaced. John Peers
If the police arrest a mime,
do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Want
something better for the kids? Western
Family TV has it. Channel 34
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Proverbs 14:30
A heart at peace gives life to the body, but envy rots the bones.
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know
this! Cholesterophobia: Fear of frying
OWIM
(Oh Well It’s Monday) And Then He Said:
* Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
* An oral contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
* If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.
* The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are.
* Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else.
The Writer's Block
To think bad thoughts is really the easiest thing in the
world.
If you leave your mind to itself it will spiral down into ever increasing
unhappiness.
To think good thoughts, however, requires effort.
This is one of the things that discipline - training - is about. James
Clavell
When we are mindful of every nuance of our natural world,
we finally get the picture: that we are only given one dazzling moment of
life
here on Earth, and we must stand before that reality both humbled and
elevated, subject to every law of our universe and grateful for our
brief but intrinsic participation with it. Elizabeth Gilbert
Courage does not always roar. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the
end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow".
With the cost of food and health care skyrocketing,
AARP recently launched
AARP RealRelief, an online resource
to help people weather these tough economic times. Check out these
resources also: SNAP
Nutrition Assistance
for Montana residents having trouble purchasing food for the family
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