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March 30, 2009
Our 12th year of service to Montana
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A cool and unsettled weather pattern will continue through this
week with another storm system bringing potential accumulating
snow to the region again late Tuesday into Wednesday. (Yippee?)
Bad Joke Monday
When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.
Getting a foot of snow is as exciting as winning 10 cents in the lottery.
A lot of people like snow.
I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. Carl Reiner
Instructions
For Life
Advice is like snow - the
softer it falls, the deeper in sinks into the mind.
Over
Heard in the Capitol Cafeteria
Legislator:
“The first fall of snow is not only an event, it is a magical event”
Lobbyist: Yeah and the last fall of snow will
be a miraculous event.
Lonnie Lonnquist
- Motivation & Humor For
Special Events
From Out Of
The Past
Corruption is like a ball of snow, once it gets rolling it keeps on growing.
Misers aren't much fun to live with,
but they make great ancestors.
Printer Jams
Some people grow up thinking of snow as a luxury you visit.
Quote
Of The Week
Yesterday is history, Tomorrow's a mystery.
Today is a gift;
that's
why they call it "the present".
Montana
Road Report
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Great Job MDOT!
Everything you need to know about Montana Winter Roads.
Thoughts
While Trying To Start The Snow Blower One More Time
Then come the wild weather, come sleet or come snow,
we will stand by each other, however it blow. Simon
Dach
We come into this world
crying while all around us are smiling.
May we so live that we go out of this world smiling while everybody
around us is weeping. Persian proverb
When you take a risk and
step out of the norm, you run the risk and
sometimes you fail. But you only fail if you give up. J Peterman
Good manners make any man a pleasure to be with.
Ask any woman Peter Mayle
You cannot add to the peace and good will of the world if you fail to
create an atmosphere of harmony and love right where you live and
work. Thomas Dreier
Will and I could hardly wait for the morning to come to get at
something that interested us. That's happiness. Orville Wright
The great man is he who does not lose his child's heart. Mencius (371-291 B.C.)
Make
Montana Your Home Page
Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
Montana has two seasons: Snow Removal and Road Repair.
Q: How do you fix a broken tomato?
A: With tomato paste.
 Good
Service Tip Of The Week
Volunteers are not paid -
not because they are worthless,
but because they are priceless."
We Do Websites, Call
us at 406-495-9554
Fortune@MtSky.com
Fifty
Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of
the Fort Peck Dam
A great Montana book by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
Classics
From The Capital City
Hey Lorna! Did you know Italy is smaller than the state of Montana?
Snow and
adolescence are the only problems that disappear
if you ignore them long enough.
Want
something better for the kids?
Western
Family TV has it. Channel 34
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Proverbs 20:3
It is to a man's honor to avoid
strife, but every fool is quick to quarrel.
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know
this!
The world's first television weather chart was broadcast in Britain in
1936.
A 15-pound turkey typically has about 70 per cent white meat
and 30 per cent dark meat.
Oh Well It’s Monday
"People were mad that
the president preempted 'American Idol.'
I mean, halfway into the news
conference, fans called in and tried to vote him off."
—Jay Leno
If a group of red-breasted birds is soaking up the
sun,
are they Baskin' Robins?
The Writer's Block
WHAT IS IT?
It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is.
If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It
isn't our's either.
It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs. Oxford University Press
"A bookstore is
one of the only pieces of evidence we have
that people are are still thinking." Jerry Sienfeld
A "xanthochroid" is a blond-haired and blue-eyed person with
fair skin.
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Local - Regional - National - World Wide News Links
Fortune
Cookie
Cheer up, the oak started as a nut.
The
Final Word From Treebranch
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. Confucius
Fear is the opportunity for courage, not proof of cowardice. John McCain
A champion is someone who gets up when he can't. Jack Dempsey
Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years.
We grow old by
deserting our ideals. Samuel Ullman
Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time,
but it's not
going to go away. Elvis Presley
Resentment is like drinking poison
and waiting for the other person
to die. Carrie Fisher
Motivation CD
- Fantastic
Morning By Del Lonnquist
Morning
Coffee
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Puzzle
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