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Bad Joke Monday
The first day of spring was once the time for love. Now we just set the
clocks an hour ahead and change the oil in the crankcase. E.B. White

First a howling blizzard woke us, Then the rain came down to soak us,
And now before the eye can focus - Crocus. Lilja Rogers

Instructions For Life
It's spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you've got it,
you want - oh, you don't quite know what it is you do want,
but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so! Mark Twain

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From Out Of The Past
Indoors or out, no one relaxes in April, that month of wind and taxes,
the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. Ogden Nash

Printer Jams
Spring is not the best of seasons. Cold and flu are two good reasons;
wind and rain and other sorrow, warm today and cold tomorrow. Unknown

        Quote Of The Week
Science has never drummed up
quite as effective a tranquilizing agent as a sunny spring day. W. Earl Hall

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Thoughts While Waiting For Spring
Springtime is the land awakening.
The March winds are the morning yawn. Lewis Grizzard

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" Robin Williams

Spring makes its own statement, so loud and clear that the gardener seems
to be only one of the instruments, not the composer. Geoffrey B. Charlesworth

It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade. Charles Dickens

Everything is blooming most recklessly; if it were voices instead of colors,
there would be an unbelievable shrieking into the heart of the night. Rilke

Hoe while it is spring, and enjoy the best anticipations.
It is not much matter if things do not turn out well. Charles Dudley Warner

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Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
In the spring I have counted one hundred and thirty-six different kinds
of weather inside of four and twenty hours. Mark Twain

       Good Service Tip Of The Week
No matter how long the winter, spring is sure to follow. Proverb

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        Classics From The Capital City
I love spring anywhere,
but if I could choose I would always greet it in a garden. Ruth Stout

Spring is when you feel like whistling
even with a shoe full of slush. Doug Larson

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant;
if we did not sometimes taste of adversity,
prosperity would not be so welcome. Anne Bradstreet

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. Hal Borland

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       Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do.
I stare out the window and wait for spring. Rogers Hornsby

         Oh Well It’s Monday
"It's a strange world of language in which
skating on thin ice can get you into hot water." Franklin P. Jones

"Nuclear physics is much easier than tax law.
It's rational and always works the same way." Jerold Rochwald

"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got
together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we
can't call it Jumping up and down." Rita Rudner

The Writer's Block
In springtime, love is carried on the breeze. Watch out for
flying passion or kisses whizzing by your head. Emma Racine deFleur

May is a pious fraud of the almanac. James R. Lowell

You can't see Canada across lake Erie, but you know it's there. It's the same with spring. You have to have faith, especially in Cleveland. Paul Fleischman

The seasons are what a symphony ought to be: four perfect movements in harmony with each other. Arthur Rubenstein
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Fortune Cookie
Spring is sooner recognized by plants than by men.

The Final Word From Treebranch
Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. Virgil A. Kraft

April is a promise that May is bound to keep. Hal Borland

That God once loved a garden we learn in Holy writ.
And seeing gardens in the Spring I well can credit it. Winifred Mary Letts

In June as many as a dozen species may burst their buds on a single day. No man can heed all of these anniversaries; no man can ignore all of them. Aldo Leopold

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. Margaret Atwood

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