Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

    Bad Joke Monday
Police were called to a day care where a 3-yr-old was resisting a rest.

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

   Instructions For Life
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming --
"Wow - What a Ride"!

       Over Heard in the Capitol Cafeteria
Patience is counting down without blasting off.

               Lonnie Lonnquist - Motivation, Sales & Service Seminars

From Out Of The Past
It's Funny How ...
A $10.00 bill looks so big when you take it to church,
but so small when you take it to the market.

We believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.

I think the bottom-line difference between being single and being married is this: When you're single you're as happy as you are. When you're married,
you are as happy as the least happy person in the apartment. Tom Hertz

Printer Jams
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

        Quote Of The Week
Unswerving loyalty to duty, constant devotion to truth, and a clear
conscience will overcome every discouragement and surely lead the way
to usefulness and high achievement. Grover Cleveland

               Montana Road Report - Great Job MDOT!
    Everything you need to know about Montana Winter Roads.

Thoughts While Surfing The Internet
      Here's a bit about Bits & Bytes
In 1993 total Internet traffic was around 100 terabytes for the year.
As of June 2008 estimated Internet traffic at 160 terabytes per second
(which equals about 5 Zettabytes for the year).

According to the SI standard usage, a terabyte (TB) contains
1,000,000,000,000 bytes = 1000⁴ or 10¹² bytes.

According to binary arithmetic, a terabyte contains
1,099,511,627,776 bytes = 1024⁴ or 2⁴⁰ bytes.

What comes after Terabyte? (See table at bottom of newsletter.)

Make Montana Your Home Page

Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

To become perfect just follow the advice you give others.

If you want to feel rich, just count all the things money can't buy.

       Good Service Tip Of The Week
Volunteers are not paid -
not because they are worthless, but because they are priceless."

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Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
A great Montana book by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com

        Classics From The Capital City
Fear is the opportunity for courage, not proof of cowardice. John McCain

You know you’re getting old when your kids
start putting your cards and letters on their refrigerator doors.

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated.
You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. David Lloyd George

Most dinosaurs had a life span of over 100 years.

Objects in this mirror are MUCH prettier than they appear.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia. Charles Schulz

           Want something better for the kids?
          Western Family TV has it. Channel 34
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                       Proverbs 20:2
A king's wrath is like the roar of a lion; he who angers him forfeits his life
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       Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
A calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

Acupuncture: a jab well done.

         Oh Well It’s Monday
You know you're a veteran Mom when:
You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.

     The Writer's Block
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
It takes only one, but he has to give it a good twist.

If at first you don't succeed, get your assistant to do it!"

     101 Local - Regional - National - World Wide News Links

Fortune Cookie
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

The Final Word From Treebranch
Did you hear about the new liberal church?
It has six commandments and four suggestions.

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor kind of business. Henry Ford

"I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. Zsa Zsa Gabor

Virtue means doing the right thing, in relation to the right person, at the right time, to the right extent, in the right manner, and for the right purpose. Thus, to give money away is quite a simple task, but for the act to be virtuous, the donor must give to the right person, for the right purpose, in the right amount, in the right manner, and at the right time. Aristotle

Any person capable of angering you becomes your master; he can anger
you only when you permit yourself to be disturbed by him. Epictetus

There is a sense of exhilaration that comes from facing head-on the hard truths and saying, "We will never give up. We will never capitulate. It might take a long time,
but we will find a way to prevail. Jim Collins

Those who turn good (organizations) into great (organizations) are motivated by a deep creative urge and an inner compulsion for sheer
unadulterated excellence for its own sake. Jim Collins

Prefixes for bit and byte multiples

Decimal

Value SI

1000 k kilo-

1000² M mega-

1000³ G giga-

1000⁴ T tera-

1000⁵ P peta-

1000⁶ E exa-

1000⁷ Z zetta-

1000⁸ Y yotta-

Binary

Value IEC

1024 Ki kibi-

1024² Mi mebi-

1024³ Gi gibi-

1024⁴ Ti tebi-

1024⁵ Pi pebi-

1024⁶ Ei exbi-

1024⁷ Zi zebi-

1024⁸ Yi yobi-

Motivation CD - Fantastic Morning By Del Lonnquist

Morning Coffee Jig Saw Puzzle
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Liberal
Air America
Democracy Now
Pro Publica

Conservative
Sean Hannity
Rush Limbaugh
Bill O'Reilly
Michael Savage
World Net Daily

Good Web Sites
Fort Peck Boomtowns
Lonnie Lonnquist Comedy
Written By Jas
Chemo Heads .com
JCTV Ch 34
JoniRodgers.com
YNOP Radio
Need Him? * The Bible
Western Family TV Group

Good Local Sites
Aaron's Log Furniture

Abbey Carpet

Steve Skains Flooring

Advanced Spinal Fitness

Amsoil Products

Bob Pancich PrePaid
Legal Service

Campfire Culture
Roland Cheek

BestBuyBooks

Cowboy Poet Mike Logan

Deer-D-Fence

H & H Trikes Inc

Greenway Enterprises

Judd Accounting Service

Tizer Gardens

Northwest Trikes & Sidecars

ShipGooder
Shipping Calculator

101 Local, State &
National News
& Information Sources

AARP Drivers Safety
Classes In Montana
Get a discount on your
auto insurance - Drive Safely

Motivation CD -
Fantastic Morning
By Del Lonnquist

Blogs of Montana

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Northwest Trikes
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